Patriot Retort:
While vandals and radicals swarm our cities and destroy property, Federal law enforcement believed it was a great use of massive manpower to deploy 15 FBI agents to investigate the so-called “noose” in NASCAR Driver Noosie Smollett’s Bubba Wallace’s garage bay at Talledega Speedway.
15 FBI Agents for a garage pulldown rope.
Maybe we need to defund the FBI.
After Quaker Foods decided to get ahead of the Perpetually Offended and rid themselves of the “problematic” Aunt Jemimah, it was reported that the family of the woman who portrayed Aunt Jemimah were not at all happy about the move.
But, see, this is no time for thoughtful, careful, measured responses. There is only time to reflexively react.
So Quaker Foods, fueled by emotion and fear, made a kneejerk decision.
And so now did the FBI. more
That’s what I screamed at the TV when I heard that. 15!!! To check out a rope on a garage door! Damn, things must be really slow at the ol’ FBI. Forget classified material on unsecured servers, check out garage doors.
AHRRRGGGH!!!!!!
That is, or should be, Pulitzer Prize material there. Everything is good on Patriot Retort by Dianny outdid herself with this one.
Wray is a rat.
Barr won’t fire Wray. (Make your own deduction.)
PDJT is on an island of purity, surrounded by shit.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR COUNTRY????????????????
Their time would have better spent investigating THEIR BOSSES!!!
The FBI has really proven themselves to be a bunch of rope-a-dopes.
Noosie Wallace … yeah, I can go w/ that
It seems the hoax was exposed by The Conservative Treehouse looking at pictures and film from the NASCAR garages.
He is awesome.
In this case, I kinda wish he would have sat on his crime solving for a day or two to see what the FBI would report. I expect the FBI to be so corrupt nowadays they wouldn’t solve this “crime“.
TCH cornered the FBI where they had no choice but to close the case with finding no criminal intent.
If Jussie Smollett and his Nigerian business associates were recorded pretending to be sweeping up the garage bay on a video tape from a CCTV camera, could it be any more obvious that this was racial hoax? This seems more like proof of a Racial Intelligence Gap than Unconscious Racism.
I think there’s going to be some more coming out about this story and how it was all fabricated. These race teams go in these garages year after year. Who in their right mind sees this and immediately thinks “noose/hate-crime?” Who pushed this to the point of the whole made-for-television- group-support-walk with Wallace down pit road? What an embarrassment.
Obama really did a number on that outfit.
The Keystone Cops are back, but with real
guns and zero leadership.
I don’t think they can be salvaged as a group.
Pick the ones that aren’t completely lost or
corrupt and fire the rest.
Why right-wingers defend lawless law-enforcers is beyond my understanding. They oppose guns, they will knock down any wall to prosecute the right, while behind them the left is rioting and burning buildings.
“Yeah, but the rank and file FBI are–” Oh cram it! Do you see the rank and file out there investigating a stupid noose hoax? I do!
It was the ‘How dare you question my claim (even though I refuse to show you a photo of the purported ‘noose’)’ that got me.
I think he realized that this isn’t going to work out for him. I can’t imagine what he hoped – or expected – to gain.
Nah. we all don’t get it even though we see the truth. Bubba Wallace is an average driver no matter his color. Average drivers age out in NASCAR (or sports in general) quickly because there is a thousand more behind them with possibly better results and credentials…..NASCAR needs to preserve their monopoly even though they have screwed up their product….Bubba is black just as Danica was female….It’s purely marketing and this time it’s bit them squarely in the ass….Bubba is now unfireable….NASCAR is doomed…..I will miss certain races but they can kiss my grizzled red eye….
How many FBI agents did it take to catch the alleged Boogaloo boys in Las Vegas while Antifa and BLM were bricking, looting and burning down the whole damned country. Never heard of this before? Probably because the FBI is not too proud of what they were doing when the shit got real.
F—k Wray and his f—ked up priorities. He’s a goddam criminal.
“If I am given the honor of leading this agency, I will never allow the FBI’s work to be driven by anything other than the facts, the law, and the impartial pursuit of justice. Period.“
::spit::
How many FBI agents does it take to close a garage door?
15
How many FBI agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. All agents are too busy screwing the American people.
Meanwhile, how’s the Cankles investigation going?
^^^^ oh noz! … not the ‘rank & filthy’! ^^^^
“it was only the ‘top’ that was corrupt” … yeah, the ‘rank & file’ were just too busy climbing the ladder, polishing their bosses shoes & covering their asses to worry about stuff like ‘honor, duty, patriotism’
Garage doors are racist. Cancel garage doors. RRRRREEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
that title reminds me ….
to paraphrase the immortal words of Moose Obama, “all this for a noose?”
When a call to the tracks maintenance or janitorial staff would have probably taken care of this in 5 minutes.
Burr gots it.
Modern-day Keystone Cops.
They only sent 15 because the other three “experts” were on vacation!
Pretty impressive that they even found the place.
izlamo delenda est …
“Maybe we need to defund the FBI.”
I don’t see a lot of ‘maybe’ in there….
Good thing a bucket of Colonel Sanders wasn’t planted in Bubba’s garage. Imagine the crowd that would have drawn.😂
Cotton shop towels will be the next trigger.
J. Edgar is spinning in His Grave
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While wearing a frilly blue dress, and spooning with Clyde Tolson.
Was General Flynn mentioned as a person of interest?
It’s time for a little red neck revenge. He won’t finish another race.
On a sports talk in show, Bubba was upset that someone “Knew how to tie that knot”.
So now certain types of knowledge are a crime.
He is grasping and refusing to stop. No Dignity!
Even Danica Patric had thicker skin than him. She was full of shit, but never called the police when she thought she was being discriminated against.
The races are GARBAGE, the tracks are boring, and they can never get the last 20 laps in without 2 wrecks and re-starts.
Is anyone besides me sick of hearing Hannity’s bullshit about how 99% of the FBI are really great guys and it’s only a few bad apples at the top?
The education system is cranking out millions of woke assholes who find their way into numerous and varied fields bring ing their idiocy right with them.
Look at any once solid institution e.g. the military. We have ACTIVE Generals publicly criticizing the CinC! Women captains are running naval vessels into one another! West Point grads sent a letter dissing the President days before he went there for a commencement speech! Our guys in the field operate under ridiculous ROEs, case in point is Afghanistan, WTF is going on there? Look at the monumental fuck up in Libya, now a gate way for millions of low ID “refugees” pouring into Europe.
You want to pin all of this on something? It’s the NEA and AFT and their 100+ year plan to destroy our culture, traditions and history.
Look around and try and tell me they haven’t succeeded.
The most racist thing about this entire hoax is he still wants to be called Bubba.
frequent buggering infestation 2 the rescue
Answerman Cooper
JUNE 25, 2020 AT 7:48 AM
“Cotton shop towels will be the next trigger.”
…when I started working on cars in the early ’80s, it was a staple on the shop floor that there were one or two calendars on a wall or a toolbox showing skimpily dressed, well-built, saucy young women, typically holdind an exaggerated version of whatever product the supplier was selling. These were handed out by various parts houses, and the ones supplied by Snap-On Tools (supply your OWN joke here) were the nicest, big and glossy with beautiful full-body models that somewhat incongruously wore high heels with swimsuits, but they were tastefully done, not raunchily posed, no TBs or other nipplage that I recall (and I was YOUNG then, so I WOULD have noticed), and usually in non-customer areas so they couldn’t offend some guy’s car-tipping wife (I was a suspension and steering guy so I sometimes had to SEE the guy’s wife to confirm suspicions about tracking issues I didn’t feel on test drives with perfect alignments so I could do a “Fat Wife” alignment by weighting and modifying from spec to compensate for gals so heavy they’d throw off a car’s aligment geometry with her gravity pushing one side of the car down too far, but that’s a different subject for another day), and so we never got any customer complaints.
Then someone came up with the “Hostile Workplace” malarkey.
It wasn’t specific to any shop I was ever in, but corporate entites worldwide were suddenly siezed by the fear that they would be sued into oblivion if one chick glimpsed a hot female in a medium-sized bikini image through a grease-bleared window and started having Sexual Harrasment kittens over it.
From my ground level view, there were few women drawn to work on cars, and those WE got were usually lesbians who THEMSELVES appreciated and posted pictures of hot women, so it wasn’t really a groundswell. It was more a tyranny of the easily offended (and civil suit lucrative) even back THEN, so all calanders were tossed and parts and tool companies started putting out plain text calanders that were quickly thrown away, even as newly hired Sensitivity Trainers begin telling young men not to look at young women any more and Compliance Managers roamed through the tire piles in quest of an erstwhile pretty picture to yank down and grill everyone about.
And all this BEFORE we had to worry about sending Muslims into “sexual emergencies” with them.
So cancel culture, politial correctness, fear of images, and over-the-top punishments for minor sins were a “thing” even in the Reagan era, so the Left has simply honed those thing over the last 40 years to the point where you can’t even have a convenient knot for a door pull without it being LITERALLY a Federal case.
…so while the wussification of America is in high gear, it certainly didn’t START here. They’ve been at it for AWHILE.
And give the devil his due, Communists have one HELL of a LONG game…
SNS, it was bad or worse in the shops of my fighter squadron back in the 70’s with Playboy centerfolds posted everywhere back in the big beaver days. And no one really cared or ever said anything about it.
I really want to see Bubba weep – his sponsors should cancel support..
I thank Farrah Fawcett for bringing that sexist culture into nearly every teenage boy’s bedroom in the 1970s.
“They only sent 15 because the other three “experts” were on vacation!”
Or celebrating Pride Month
The only good thing about the wu flu is that it forced pride celebrations to drive around in a parade of their cars this year. Instead of flaunting their flagrant homosexuality in front of God and everybody they had to drive around looking silly in their cars thru downtown Spokane. And I don’t think anyone even really cared this year, we have bigger problems than a bunch of queers showing off their stuff and expecting us to join in and celebrate their so called pride. I don’t give a damn what queers do in private just don’t me expect to join in and celebrate your perversions and call it good.
I’m going to go against the grain here by saying the FBI was right to send in as many agents they thought was necessary to stomp on this fraud as quickly and as publically as possible. This driver (sort of like Smollett in Chicago) likely figured that alleging a racist act could raise his profile and prevent his career from petering out. These sorts of accusations have to be stomped on (especially the high profile ones) asap in order to stop BLM/Antifa/progs from using them as an excuse to riot/loot.
^^^^^
The alphabet clubsters must be pissed that BLM and Antifa have thoroughly stole the month and media coverage from them with their shenanigans. LMAO
Supernightshade,
“These were handed out by various parts houses, and the ones supplied by Snap-On Tools (supply your OWN joke here)…”
Q: What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
A: They both use snap-on tools.
Someone had to go there…
Call the F.B.I. There’s a burning cross on my toast.
CCNV
JUNE 25, 2020 AT 10:33 AM
….I figured someone would go there sooner or later, @CCNV, thanks.
…tools do get used off-card, sometimes. I remember reading a story when I was at my first car job about a garage down the street from there where drugs were vended, and those folks can be irritable when crossed, so it said by the Police that they took one guy into the closed shop one night and tortured him for hours using “several automotive tools”.
Didn’t say what.
Or how.
But when I looked in just my exhaust tool drawer, at the ait chisel with the pipe splitter and ripper bits, the shears and the cutoff wheels, the shaping press for stretching end tubes to fit, and other devices desgned to split steel, I could well imagine the possibilites, and that was just ONE drawer…
…now, in terms of lesbian satisfaction, there are also possibilites in that just about EVERYTHING Snap-On sells is phallic in ONE way or another, but that’s about the ONE type of thing I DIDN’T hear being shoved up various orifices when I did my hospital and squad time. I have heard there is a sub-genre on the ever-debasing Internet for “hammer porn”, but also that it’s NOT a great thing to see unless you’re a fan of smashed penises and improvised dildos, so I’ll leave THAT to others to explore…
…but with a lesbian, as the gay State Senator of Wisconsin could tell you if he regained consciousness, a guy is MUCH more likely to get snapped AT than snapped ON, just sayin’…
Supernightshade,
I definitely enjoy your life stories! Thanks for sharing!
ABC a fake news is still spreading the lie. They teased the story for a picture of the “noose” and went on to say it was the only garage with a “noose” and that it had been there since last October. Okay, so no one else thought it was a noose and last October, no one knew the Bubba would be assigned that garage in June 2020.