23 Products for Lazy People

14 Comments on 23 Products for Lazy People

1. It is a fine line between a product suitable for people with certain disabilities and the abysmally lazy. After two back surgeries, I can actually appreciate the idea of a step-on toilet seat lifter and even the over-head over-bed laptop computer thing.

   But I definitely draw the line at the spaghetti twirling fork. If your disability prevents you from twirling spaghetti, eat penne or fusilli!

2. How about a power fork for eating at buffets.

3. I’ve destroyed many a toilet in my days….Would love to make that puppy scream.

4. Nice rack on the gal with the lazy reading glasses.
   (I’m sorry, was that a sexist microaggression?)

5. I thought the beer pouring robot, and, if canning apples, the electric peeler had merit.

   I would also add that a missing product are politicians who do all they can to “spread the money around”. ( aka other people’s money) A needed and highly valued product for the lazy,

6. I didn’t go thru them all, but don’t imagine there is a pen and phone to do Obama’s job.

7. The pizza scissors are a good idea because I have a problem with spatial awareness.

8. Except for when a Muslim is in my vicinity.

9. Mr. Mxyzptlk

   That wasn’t “micro.” LOL

10. This weekend, as our 10 month old grandson and his parents were leaving after the baby was with us for a week, my DIL questioned what she saw in the distance. One of my dust mop heads was drying on the picnic table in the yard. I looked at it, and then looked at the baby, and told my DIL that perhaps I should make knee pads for him out of dust mop heads.

    I guess all of my inventions have already been taken. (smile)

11. one of the best pasta dishes I’ve ever had:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=pasta+milano+macaroni+grill&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

12. Shhhhhh……don’t tell Mooch.

13. Um, I have half of these.

14. You are indeed correct.