That’s ma dog! Taught it by poop’n on liberals’ granola/pine cone/ecofriendly/earth first/solar/sand castles. But only after eating all 100% organic dog sh*t producing meal, including: ivory based imports, elephant, seal pups, polar bear, Spotted Owl, and CA Condor meat.
Aww he’s so cute! I’d forgive him.
He doesn’t look too ashamed to me. In fact, he looks pretty proud!
Good doggie!
I’m just hoping the owner didn’t teach the mutt by example. Good Boy. Go get that one.
Almost forgot… A diet rich in Delta Smelt, the primary ingredient of all the dog food blends that we feed.
Bad_Brad, as a former K9 Handler, it’s called… “bonding.” 😉
BigGun, As a confirmed quacker killer, I’d rather bond with dogs then most people. Spent many a day in a duck blind with a real pal looking one way while I looked the other. Chesapeake’s are bad ass humans.
So do I. Sue me.
He seems satisfied.
Looks like he even wipes with his left paw too!
Why does the dog have a webbed left foot like a duck? And Unomac dogs don’t wipe with their left paw cuz muzzies don’t like dogs anymore than they do pigs. Maybe the dog only poops on muzzie kids sandcastles if they’re allowed to do that.
Well I wasn’t thinking along those lines… but I’ll set you up –
Why does a dog lick himself?
Because they’re a dog and that’s what dogs do. My golden retriever does Indie does it all the time to groom herself. Cats are worse, my cat Finn licks himself all over and he has a very scratchy tongue to boot which he uses to lick my face and my daughters as well to make us wake up in the morning. Fortunately he’s not like Fat Freddie’s ( an old underground comic strip from the 60’s and 70’s) cat and doesn’t poop in anybody shoes.
Actually the real reason is because he can’t make a fist.
That’s ma dog! Taught it by poop’n on liberals’ granola/pine cone/ecofriendly/earth first/solar/sand castles. But only after eating all 100% organic dog sh*t producing meal, including: ivory based imports, elephant, seal pups, polar bear, Spotted Owl, and CA Condor meat.
Aww he’s so cute! I’d forgive him.
He doesn’t look too ashamed to me. In fact, he looks pretty proud!
Good doggie!
I’m just hoping the owner didn’t teach the mutt by example. Good Boy. Go get that one.
Almost forgot… A diet rich in Delta Smelt, the primary ingredient of all the dog food blends that we feed.
Bad_Brad, as a former K9 Handler, it’s called… “bonding.” 😉
BigGun, As a confirmed quacker killer, I’d rather bond with dogs then most people. Spent many a day in a duck blind with a real pal looking one way while I looked the other. Chesapeake’s are bad ass humans.
So do I. Sue me.
He seems satisfied.
Looks like he even wipes with his left paw too!
Why does the dog have a webbed left foot like a duck? And Unomac dogs don’t wipe with their left paw cuz muzzies don’t like dogs anymore than they do pigs. Maybe the dog only poops on muzzie kids sandcastles if they’re allowed to do that.
Well I wasn’t thinking along those lines… but I’ll set you up –
Why does a dog lick himself?
Because they’re a dog and that’s what dogs do. My golden retriever does Indie does it all the time to groom herself. Cats are worse, my cat Finn licks himself all over and he has a very scratchy tongue to boot which he uses to lick my face and my daughters as well to make us wake up in the morning. Fortunately he’s not like Fat Freddie’s ( an old underground comic strip from the 60’s and 70’s) cat and doesn’t poop in anybody shoes.
Actually the real reason is because he can’t make a fist.
– aaanyway…
It is good to be the dog…
That there must be one of those NJ dogs.