LOL, there’s a Mermaid joke with a similar outcome. Something to do with, “How about a little head”.
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Go ahead. Tell the genie you want a lot of p*ssy.
What could possibly go wrong?
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“I say, I say that’s one mighty big cock you got their boy,” in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice. I wonder what his other 2 wishes were?
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…then he wished to know what it was like to be with a supermodel, so Gisele Bündchen cleaned out his bank account and left him with a huge monthly alimony bill.
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…that’s nothing compared to his NEXT wish when he wished chicks would crawl all over him…
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To put a positive spin on it – He’s got a lifetime supply of chicken soup.
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Don’t forget the 12″ pianist.
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…he wished for a woman who could keep him going all night, so a nurse suddenly appeared and dosed him with magnesium citrate.
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If it laid eggs you’d think he was a genius at today’s prices.
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I really don’t see the problem, chickens the size of an ostrich, just gonna need a bigger pot & more peanut oil.
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Hey! It might identify as a hen. That will be the next thing the woketards complain about, animal gender names – cock/hen, dam/sire, goose/gander.
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Well obviously did not wish for a hot chick, I am thinking things could have gone a lot worse.
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Some old fart
NOVEMBER 3, 2022 AT 7:18 PM
“Well obviously did not wish for a hot chick, I am thinking things could have gone a lot worse.”
I once told a friend I had a basement full of hot chicks if he wanted to come over and see them.
I had six new hatchlings under an incubator heat lamp.
LOL, there’s a Mermaid joke with a similar outcome. Something to do with, “How about a little head”.
Go ahead. Tell the genie you want a lot of p*ssy.
What could possibly go wrong?
“I say, I say that’s one mighty big cock you got their boy,” in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice. I wonder what his other 2 wishes were?
…then he wished to know what it was like to be with a supermodel, so Gisele Bündchen cleaned out his bank account and left him with a huge monthly alimony bill.
…that’s nothing compared to his NEXT wish when he wished chicks would crawl all over him…
To put a positive spin on it – He’s got a lifetime supply of chicken soup.
Don’t forget the 12″ pianist.
…he wished for a woman who could keep him going all night, so a nurse suddenly appeared and dosed him with magnesium citrate.
If it laid eggs you’d think he was a genius at today’s prices.
I really don’t see the problem, chickens the size of an ostrich, just gonna need a bigger pot & more peanut oil.
Hey! It might identify as a hen. That will be the next thing the woketards complain about, animal gender names – cock/hen, dam/sire, goose/gander.
Well obviously did not wish for a hot chick, I am thinking things could have gone a lot worse.
Some old fart
NOVEMBER 3, 2022 AT 7:18 PM
“Well obviously did not wish for a hot chick, I am thinking things could have gone a lot worse.”
I once told a friend I had a basement full of hot chicks if he wanted to come over and see them.
I had six new hatchlings under an incubator heat lamp.
He wasn’t amused.
How about topless chicks?
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Better outcome than for the guy who wanted a cock that reached the floor, so his legs disappeared