TSG: NOVEMBER 17–An Ohio woman arrested in a prostitution sting told an undercover cop that her price for oral sex was $50 and a plate of nachos, police say.
As detailed in a Beaver Police Department report, an officer contacted Crystal Hotlosz, 36, after spotting a Backpage.com ad offering paid companionship. Records show that the 5’ 8”, 270-pound Hotlosz frequently advertises her escort services online, describing herself as a “BBW goddess” (big beautiful women) who is “thicker than a snickers.”
In reply to the undercover cop’s initial text, Hotlosz quoted an hourly rate of $160. But after some negotiation, she altered her demands and “agreed to a price of $50 and nachos.” read more
I wonder if she used her own “cheese”?
Beaver Police? Is that a special team of the Vice Squad?
Oh God Hung, looks like lunch is off now.
Maybe you have a career in weight loss coaching.
I’m glad I didn’t take the deal madona was offering There’s alot more meat to this offer.
Will wonders never cease?
Sounds like she eats all her profits.
Thicker than a Snickers.
A) Understatement
B) Hilarious!!! Laughing so hard I am crying!
“Hey, that’s nacho cheese! Get chur own cheese, mayn!”
Well, that escalated quickly.
That’s a woman?
eat the nachos before, after or during?
Didn’t she play Lunchadora in Nacho Libre?
I wonder what the cop’s in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska are called? Beaver Squad, Beaver Patrol, Beaver Checkers, Beaver?
IMHO, plus-sized women are often orally fixated.
That’s a MAN, baby!
@Piglosi Galore: Perhaps they have a whole police department dedicated to crimes involving that part of the anatomy.
No?
🙂
I got some nachos!