I don’t know, I’ve been tickling myself since I was 13…
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…so, if you can’t tickle yourself, you’d think that masturbation would be a complete non-starter then, but you’d be wrong…
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I’LL ADD ONE I LEARNED IN THAILAND: WOMEN CAN STORE A BUNCH OF PING PONG BALLS IN THEIR HOOHA AND SHOOT THEM ACROSS THE ROOM WITH DEADLY ACCURACY!!
OK, NOW YOU KNOW TOO
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@Benito
I’m gonna need proof.
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HEH!
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I get what you are saying Sturge, but I will back Benito up on that.
I spent a month in Thailand and the women are small but talented!
Not only shoot items but can open a beer with it then hand it to you…
My favorite were the bars with chicks walking around in numbered white lingerie, take your pick for the evening…
And before any of you smartasses say it, yes, you can indeed tell the ladyboys from the legit chicks.
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Loco, my wife doesn’t think it’s a good idea for me to go to Thailand.
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I agree joe6, you can’t go without taking me!
Ambassador Loco at your service…
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JOE6, BRING HER WITH YOU…SHE’LL LEARN THINGS!!
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R O A D T R I P
Benito is DOWN!
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And then like Otter told Flounder, “you fucked up, you trusted us”.
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Iotw Animal House in Thailand…coming in Fall, 2021
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…what’s the old joke?
…biology professor teaching about involuntary muscle reactions has a talkative female student, and decides to teach and shock her at the same time. So he suddenly walks over and points at her and says “do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
…to which she replies, “He’s probably out golfing with his stupid buddies.”
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LocoBlancoSaltine
FEBRUARY 14, 2021 AT 12:45 AM
“…And before any of you smartasses say it, yes, you can indeed tell the ladyboys from the legit chicks.”
…if they’re firing off crochetal ping pong balls, I’d say the odds are against them emanating from any MALE apertures, so there’s your proof right there…
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^^^^^^^ Unless they’re shooting them out of their ass.
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Jerry Nadless misses the bowl almost ALL the time.
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joe6, a massage in Thailand is like 200 Baht, cheaper than a bus fare.
Trader Vics at the Marriott has live music and cheap drinks.
You can visit temples during the day.
Take a cruise on the Chong Pria River.
I know you are happily married but the massages don’t have to have a happy ending.
We can’t all be Robert Kraft…
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LocoBlancoSaltine
FEBRUARY 14, 2021 AT 2:02 AM
“…I know you are happily married but the massages don’t have to have a happy ending.”
Olongapo City in the Philippines was just as bad or worse than Thailand.
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Philippines?!
Include me out.
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Number one son went to the PI with the wife to visit his in-laws, They were assigned “guides” if they went out and about. Back here we call them body guards.
Came back safe and sound and we were much relieved when they returned.
I don’t know, I’ve been tickling myself since I was 13…
…so, if you can’t tickle yourself, you’d think that masturbation would be a complete non-starter then, but you’d be wrong…
I’LL ADD ONE I LEARNED IN THAILAND: WOMEN CAN STORE A BUNCH OF PING PONG BALLS IN THEIR HOOHA AND SHOOT THEM ACROSS THE ROOM WITH DEADLY ACCURACY!!
OK, NOW YOU KNOW TOO
@Benito
I’m gonna need proof.
HEH!
I get what you are saying Sturge, but I will back Benito up on that.
I spent a month in Thailand and the women are small but talented!
Not only shoot items but can open a beer with it then hand it to you…
My favorite were the bars with chicks walking around in numbered white lingerie, take your pick for the evening…
And before any of you smartasses say it, yes, you can indeed tell the ladyboys from the legit chicks.
Loco, my wife doesn’t think it’s a good idea for me to go to Thailand.
I agree joe6, you can’t go without taking me!
Ambassador Loco at your service…
JOE6, BRING HER WITH YOU…SHE’LL LEARN THINGS!!
R O A D T R I P
Benito is DOWN!
And then like Otter told Flounder, “you fucked up, you trusted us”.
Iotw Animal House in Thailand…coming in Fall, 2021
…what’s the old joke?
…biology professor teaching about involuntary muscle reactions has a talkative female student, and decides to teach and shock her at the same time. So he suddenly walks over and points at her and says “do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
…to which she replies, “He’s probably out golfing with his stupid buddies.”
LocoBlancoSaltine
FEBRUARY 14, 2021 AT 12:45 AM
“…And before any of you smartasses say it, yes, you can indeed tell the ladyboys from the legit chicks.”
…if they’re firing off crochetal ping pong balls, I’d say the odds are against them emanating from any MALE apertures, so there’s your proof right there…
^^^^^^^ Unless they’re shooting them out of their ass.
Jerry Nadless misses the bowl almost ALL the time.
joe6, a massage in Thailand is like 200 Baht, cheaper than a bus fare.
Trader Vics at the Marriott has live music and cheap drinks.
You can visit temples during the day.
Take a cruise on the Chong Pria River.
I know you are happily married but the massages don’t have to have a happy ending.
We can’t all be Robert Kraft…
LocoBlancoSaltine
FEBRUARY 14, 2021 AT 2:02 AM
“…I know you are happily married but the massages don’t have to have a happy ending.”
…this masseuse would disagree…
https://youtu.be/QPV7kYbpoNo
My post in “Etnomathematics” tickled me! 😛
Olongapo City in the Philippines was just as bad or worse than Thailand.
Philippines?!
Include me out.
Number one son went to the PI with the wife to visit his in-laws, They were assigned “guides” if they went out and about. Back here we call them body guards.
Came back safe and sound and we were much relieved when they returned.
YOU CAN NEVER SEE YOURSELF,
ONLY A MIRROR IMAGE.