Police in Galveston County, Texas, arrested nearly 90 people during an annual “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” on Bolivar Penisula. Most of the arrests were for minor misdemeanor charges, officials reported.
Galveston County Sheriff Henry Trochesset told Houston’s KHOU CBS11 that deputies arrested 87 people as of 7 a.m. on Saturday morning. The arrests took place on Bolivar Penisula as a large crowd gathered for the annual “Go Topless Jeep Rally.”
Most of the arrests were misdemeanor charges related to public intoxication, KTRK ABC13 reported. Police also made nine DWI arrests. more
h/t Brad.
Words cannot adequately convey the depth of my disappointment when I learned that “topless” meant they took the tops off the Jeeps.
The arrests included an 87 year old grand mother with awesome plastic titties. LOL
Topless? D@mnit, where was I?
Were there Tits or not?
This is important.
…I got a theme song suggestion for this as well…
https://youtu.be/Qc69L0V1alg
“I like big tits
You see ’em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits (that’s right)
I try to look away but i can’t resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Hear come some tits
(That’s a big 10-4; big tits)
(Uh huh)
I like big tits (uh huh)
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit (uh huh)
I like tits for dinner
Or a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch;
A big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
(Eggs bendict tits)
(What it is)
They’re where its at
Tits
They give me shivers
When they bounce around
Puckered up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits
(Uh huh)
Tits (says it all for me)
Tits”
-Joe Walsh, “I.L.B.T”
THAT’S 174 BOOBS LOOSE ON THE STREETS
It’s science, not like Fauci, that the sight of a neked female breast will drop a mans blood pressure 20 point. This was a public service event, and they arrested them. WTF?
@Brad – “…The arrests included an 87 year old grand mother with awesome plastic titties. LOL…”
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, have we already seen her jug, er, I mean mug shot?
I have seen a topless car wash.
Unfortunately it was something like this: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FWIsjhNsP51U%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
LCD
Thought for sure it was going to be convertibles.
Roddy Carrington gives his 2¢ worth on feminine pulchritude ….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2PjkzW20w
btw, you all know that we all clicked on this in hopes of seeing some breastesees
… MJA throwin’ out the click-bait …. lol
How about a Mud Flap Rally?
@ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ – “…Roddy Carrington gives his 2¢ worth on feminine pulchritude ….”
OMG that was funny!!! Just imagine the response if he offered beads too. 😂😂
It’s a scientific fact that an individual woman’s willingness to expose herself in public is inversely proportional to the average heterosexual man’s willingness to see that individual woman’s exposed body. This is known as the “Lena Dunham Paradox”.
I need pictures, or it didn’t happen!
What woman had the biggest boobs on Earth?
Miss Lillian – Jimmy and Billy.
(joke from the joke of a presidunce days)
izlamo delenda est …
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
Absolutely confirmed they were there.
Also confirmed they were completely naked under their clothing.
Tim, do those 2 boobs come with a case of Billy beer? I think my dad actually bought some Billy beer once back in the late 70’s just so he could have an empty Billy beer can as a trophy. It was funny and dumb at the same time.
Pro Trump flags seen; that explains the 87 arrests.
What to hells’ wrong with Texas? Twenty years ago it was a fun place.
If you want to hold a topless Jeep ride, just have “BLM” flag somewhere in the mix, and the cops will totally back off.
Latest: Galveston County Sheriff Office tells 12news more than 220 arrests were made from Thursday till Sunday in connection to the event.
I used to live in Galveston County, the cops were total assholes there, if a cop group needs de funded, start with them.
A few years back, a woman I know was parked alone on the beach just down from here. She kept noticing a black man about one hundred yards away camping in a tent. She thought she recognized him from TV news stories. She called 911. The cops showed up and it ended up being the black serial killer from the Northeast who they had been looking for.