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Great Lakes Approaching 100% Ice Cover – For The First Time On Record

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Lake Ontario is the only major holdout, and the forecast there is for extreme cold during the next two weeks.

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13 Comments on Great Lakes Approaching 100% Ice Cover – For The First Time On Record

  5. That’s not ice, that is a new substance called “global warming solid warm air”. It has the appearance and consistency of ice, but can only exist in warmer temperatures caused by human carbon emissions, primarily produced in conservative states of the USA. It has increased in visibility every winter for the last 20 years, as the global warming hockey stick keeps ticking up.

    This is undeniable scientific fact, as decreed by the King and Emperor of The White House and All States, His Most Incredible Highness, Protector of all Liberals, and Nobel Selfie Winner, President B H Obama, and the Crown Prince of Global Warming, Duke of Florida Hanging Chads, and Winner of many pizza eating contests, His Lordship The Former Vice President Alfred E Gore.

  8. Latest “global warming” dispatch from Yonkers:

    Yesterday it was 11 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:00 a.m. Wind-chill factor made it feel like 7 below. I said, “Fuck this!” and called a cab to go to work.

    More snow predicted tomorrow into Monday morning. Vile morning rush predicted. The minute I heard this forecast I put in for a vacation day on Monday. For a reason why, I wrote on the form “Can’t stand the thought of another frustrating, exhausting commute in bad weather.” It was approved!

    Fun factoid: if New York City gets 6.7 inches of snow this time, the winter of 2013-2014 will catapult into the second position on the list of snowiest winters in New York City. The one to beat will be 1995-1996 (75.6 inches).

    Global warming, my ass !

  9. Algore should walk out upon Lake Superior and shake his little dick a few times. That’ll bless the waters with global warming.

    Hey, folks, what happens when all that ice MELTS???
    The Mississippi and tributaries flood. It’ll be a wonderful springtime in flyover country.

  10. Yes, Boobie, and there’s another consequence to this much snow melting: a colossally lush, green spring, which translates into vastly increased amounts of pollen. Watch for superhigh pollen counts and tremendous suffering among allergy patients.

  12. Won’t matter to Hive insects. Facts, objective truth, deductive reasoning are no longer relevant.

    Watch for it; the impossibility of reason. Also known as Hell.

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