Gayola pencil of color…perfect for drawing Mooch’s eyebrows.
Quick, somebody find me a standardized test I can take to wear this sucker down.
Quick, somebody find me a standardized test I can take to wear this sucker down.
Made with lead from behind.
It’s blacker than he is.
The ears are too small.
Does that mean that all of his executive orders and Oblowmcare were written in pencil? I sure would like to erase everything about this man, from 2008 to now.
I wish someone would use the other end of the pencil on him, you know the eraser end.
The perfect companion photo of this would be Putin as an eraser.
The only connection I see between this clown and the very useful substance of graphite is dry lubrication.
“Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said “A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek.”
Mom said, “Sell it to the circus, what the heck.”
Dad said, “Nope, this one’s a pencil neck.
And if there’s one thing lower than a side show freak,
It’s a grit eatin’, scum suckin’, pencil neck geek.”
You see if you take a pencil that won’t hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek.
(chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
Soon the geeks were poppin’ up all over town.
You couldn’t hardly sneeze without knockin’ one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they’ll do the trick.
One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.
chorus
Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek’s head into the ground.
So keep the faith ’cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won’t give up ’til the last geek bites the dust.
chorus
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes.
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
grit eatin’,
scum suckin’,
boot lickin’,
drop kickin’,
gut grindin’,
nail bitin’,
glue sniffin’,
scab pickin’,
butt scratchin’,
egg hatchin’,
sleezy,
smelly,
pepper bellied,
dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
The ultimate pencil neck. Press down hard.
the ultimate #2, leave the pencil out of it.
All wood, no balls.
Time for The Ultimate SHARPENER.
Time for ultimate erasure.
Gayola pencil of color…perfect for drawing Mooch’s eyebrows.
Quick, somebody find me a standardized test I can take to wear this sucker down.
Quick, somebody find me a standardized test I can take to wear this sucker down.
Made with lead from behind.
It’s blacker than he is.
The ears are too small.
Does that mean that all of his executive orders and Oblowmcare were written in pencil? I sure would like to erase everything about this man, from 2008 to now.
I wish someone would use the other end of the pencil on him, you know the eraser end.
The perfect companion photo of this would be Putin as an eraser.
The only connection I see between this clown and the very useful substance of graphite is dry lubrication.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM4atakanI
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PENCIL NECK GEEK
(Pete Cicero / Martin Margulies)
Freddie Blassie
“Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said “A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek.”
Mom said, “Sell it to the circus, what the heck.”
Dad said, “Nope, this one’s a pencil neck.
And if there’s one thing lower than a side show freak,
It’s a grit eatin’, scum suckin’, pencil neck geek.”
You see if you take a pencil that won’t hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek.
(chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
Soon the geeks were poppin’ up all over town.
You couldn’t hardly sneeze without knockin’ one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they’ll do the trick.
One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.
chorus
Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek’s head into the ground.
So keep the faith ’cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won’t give up ’til the last geek bites the dust.
chorus
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes.
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
grit eatin’,
scum suckin’,
boot lickin’,
drop kickin’,
gut grindin’,
nail bitin’,
glue sniffin’,
scab pickin’,
butt scratchin’,
egg hatchin’,
sleezy,
smelly,
pepper bellied,
dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.”
Put in his eye………….
Well…at least they got the shoulders right.
I think of him more like a light bulb a 2 watt bulb not very bright.
You see, there’s no point to that imposter. 👿
He’s also an impostor, Franklin.
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