Just pissed on your leg, what are you going to do comrade Barry?
“Of course you admire my set!….how often does your wife let you see yours?
…BOW DOWN TO ZOD, HALF BREED MOTHER F*CKER!!!
I bow to you, oh Vlad the Great.
Wasn’t me! You cut the cheese.
That’s why I’m known as “pootin”
It looks like the lady in pink is giving Vlad a hand job. And why is everyone smiling and laughing at barry? I know, it’s because they know he’s a coward and a chicken shit.
” Obama admiring the cut of Putin’s jib”
0bama just peed a little.
I’m about to poke one this big in your ass!!!!!
5 years of on the job training and that’s all you got Barack?
Putin appears to be delivering a punchline. I just don’t know what the joke is-oh wait…
You think I’m going to let you be the inevitable dictator on the socialist road to fascism? Hah fat chance you Marxist tool!
Eh, so what are you going to do?
NOTHING, you worthless joke on America!
“You fucked up, Flounder; you trusted us!”
I am not worthy to cast a gaze your way, oh Vlad the Great. I submit to your will.
Hey, what did you expect?
Come on, Bambi, suck it! You know you want to!
Barry’s not a flounder, flounders have a backbone, he’s more like a spineless jellyfish.
I eat community organizers for breakfast..
Choom boy.
” So that’s why they call you ” Vlad the Impaler” “
I’ve got stones. You don’t. Is that my fault?
Go get your shine box barrack.
Gimme five!
Up high..
Down low..
TO SLOW!!
“Mammy”
Putin:
“The photographer wants to shield the only lady in this group by placing her between the gay Spaniard and you, Barri.
That’s all I’m sayin’. “
Hah! I get my button reset by a woman!
“suck it, Choomie!”
“Obama, you Eight Years My Slave…”
If you want to BE the man, you have to BEAT the man. Woooooo. (former WWE wrestler Ric Flair)
Putin to Obama “What can I say, everyone knows you’re a fool”.
Comrade!
Hey Obama, take a look at my ‘Pen and Phone.’
I think they are all looking down at our Stars and Stripes and laughing as Puckin steps all over her.
“Welcome to my Nineteenth Century, Pansy.”
Seriously, Barry, did I just make you shart in your pants?!!!
Having just demonstrated a low karate chop on the president of the free world Putin acknowledges the crowd’s adulation.
Rare picture of the communist and the president of Russia.
There’s Putin…and then there’s Puttin’.
Show us your flexibility – bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
Xi is not amused.
He’s just a gigolo and everywhere he goes leaders just bow their heads.
Putin: Barack, can you spell the ‘f*ck’ in invasion?
Barack: “there ain’t no f*ck in invasion, sir.
Putin:”That is what I tell you the whole time, ahahhaha!!”
“Moochelles ass is what, about this big by now?
Let her go to China and catch a parasite. Maybe she’ll drop 80 kgs or so— which is the size of the wart on her ass.”
“You keep bowing, Homo”
If Kim Jong Un, aka “Slim Jim Lee”, can fire off missiles without retribution, so can I. Keep bowing dick. Your Start Treaty only called for you to reduce.
Just pissed on your leg, what are you going to do comrade Barry?
“Of course you admire my set!….how often does your wife let you see yours?
…BOW DOWN TO ZOD, HALF BREED MOTHER F*CKER!!!
I bow to you, oh Vlad the Great.
Wasn’t me! You cut the cheese.
That’s why I’m known as “pootin”
It looks like the lady in pink is giving Vlad a hand job. And why is everyone smiling and laughing at barry? I know, it’s because they know he’s a coward and a chicken shit.
” Obama admiring the cut of Putin’s jib”
0bama just peed a little.
I’m about to poke one this big in your ass!!!!!
5 years of on the job training and that’s all you got Barack?
Putin appears to be delivering a punchline. I just don’t know what the joke is-oh wait…
You think I’m going to let you be the inevitable dictator on the socialist road to fascism? Hah fat chance you Marxist tool!
Eh, so what are you going to do?
NOTHING, you worthless joke on America!
“You fucked up, Flounder; you trusted us!”
I am not worthy to cast a gaze your way, oh Vlad the Great. I submit to your will.
Hey, what did you expect?
Come on, Bambi, suck it! You know you want to!
Barry’s not a flounder, flounders have a backbone, he’s more like a spineless jellyfish.
I eat community organizers for breakfast..
Choom boy.
” So that’s why they call you ” Vlad the Impaler” “
I’ve got stones. You don’t. Is that my fault?
Go get your shine box barrack.
Gimme five!
Up high..
Down low..
TO SLOW!!
“Mammy”
Putin:
“The photographer wants to shield the only lady in this group by placing her between the gay Spaniard and you, Barri.
That’s all I’m sayin’. “
Hah! I get my button reset by a woman!
“suck it, Choomie!”
“Obama, you Eight Years My Slave…”
If you want to BE the man, you have to BEAT the man. Woooooo. (former WWE wrestler Ric Flair)
Putin to Obama “What can I say, everyone knows you’re a fool”.
Comrade!
Hey Obama, take a look at my ‘Pen and Phone.’
I think they are all looking down at our Stars and Stripes and laughing as Puckin steps all over her.
“Welcome to my Nineteenth Century, Pansy.”
Seriously, Barry, did I just make you shart in your pants?!!!
Having just demonstrated a low karate chop on the president of the free world Putin acknowledges the crowd’s adulation.
Rare picture of the communist and the president of Russia.
There’s Putin…and then there’s Puttin’.
Show us your flexibility – bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
Xi is not amused.
He’s just a gigolo and everywhere he goes leaders just bow their heads.
Putin: Barack, can you spell the ‘f*ck’ in invasion?
Barack: “there ain’t no f*ck in invasion, sir.
Putin:”That is what I tell you the whole time, ahahhaha!!”
“Moochelles ass is what, about this big by now?
Let her go to China and catch a parasite. Maybe she’ll drop 80 kgs or so— which is the size of the wart on her ass.”
“You keep bowing, Homo”
If Kim Jong Un, aka “Slim Jim Lee”, can fire off missiles without retribution, so can I. Keep bowing dick. Your Start Treaty only called for you to reduce.
♪♫♪ They see me rollin’
they hatin’
Patrolling
they tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty ♫♪♫♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc .
“Aaaayyyy!!! When ya got it. You got it. And I GOT it!”
Flexible this, Asshole
“You can get up, Sec. Kerry, I really don’t want your tongue all over my shoes.”
My favorite Russian curse:
Otsosi potom prosi. (Blow me then make a wish)
KGB Agent Obama stifles a bow to KGB Agent Putin.
Putin: Nice dick! If only you had a pair of balls to go with it.
You said it yourself Barrack “If you break it, you own it. I broke Ukraine so I now I own it.
“Shall I wait in the car then?”
I call this “Vlady’s more flexibility two step”…..I’ll just dance my way into Crimea, then maybe Ukrain….Hokay Let’s GO!!!!
Shiney object was in hand, now on boot…made you look!…next, look at my thumb
Putin — “So I jump that line. Next?”
They’re for generating testosterone. What else can I say?
Barack Obama looks on in amazement at a type of man he’s never seen, even in the mirror — one with a penis and testicles.
He really IS Flexible, I Was able to stuff THIS Much of my Cock in his ass…. Kept Yelling Yes Reggie for some reason…