Bags of fresh mountain air delivered to smog-choked Chinese city
Locals lined up for a lungful from one of the 20 masks hooked up to pillow-sized bags filled with certified air from the mountain area 300 kilometres away.
Locals couldn’t get enough of the pollution-free air, with some heavy breathers wringing the bags to squeeze out every last air molecule. Breathing from the disposable masks was limited to a few minutes for each person in order to stretch the precious supply.
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…Based on the World going into flames
by the warmist crowd, China only has
5 years left, before all its people
die because of GLOBULL WARMING!!!
These bags were suddenly deployed the moment Mooch’s hooves touched Chinese soil.
I would like to ask the liberals why they wanted the USA to sign the Kyoto Protocol, the one that EXEMPTED China?
WIND BAGS
When I first read that I thought it might have something to do with my ex.
I think I found my next investment scheme. Heh.
too bad those bags are filled with concentrated unicorn farts.
Communists rationing clean air, making the proles pay for it too!
Aren’t they loving.
Breathing in rarefied air through (sometimes) poisonous PVC may cancel out any “benefits”. Better to breathe from an oxygen tank.
See?!! Pollution is just FINE!! It creates more capitalism opportunities!
wait! that’s a pic Tweetied from the last minutes of Malaysian Flight MH370. See? The oxygen masks from Big Lots are deployed!
(what? too soon?)
So the first billion deaths starts in China. Who’da thunk.
Fresh air in containers.