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Bill Clinton says we may not be alone.
During an appearance on ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Wednesday, the 42nd president was pressed by host Jimmy Kimmel about whether he saw any classified information while in office proving the existence of aliens. While Clinton said he had “all the Roswell papers reviewed” and found no clear evidence that aliens exist, he also said he wouldn’t be shocked if intelligent life exists outside our planet or even if extraterrestrials one day visit Earth.
“We know now we live in an ever expanding universe,” Clinton said. “We know there are billions of stars and planets literally out there — and the universe is getting bigger. We know from our fancy telescopes that just in the last two years more than 20 planets have been identified outside our solar system that seem to be far enough away from their suns — and dense enough — that they might be able to support some form of life.”
Surprised!? Hell, he married one.
…The Perv, wants them ETs to wear
a blue dress so he can,you know,make
them feel welcome…
Remember the Police Academy scene with the hooker hiding in the podium? Just sayin’
I did not have sexual relation with that Alien.
Greetings, Let me show to our (zip) leader.
that’s fine, as long as they’re legal.
Lots of people haven’t heard about this, but anyone who ever heard of Bobby Powell knows that Powell just came out with a video discussing something very similar to what Clinton is hinting at.
As crazy as things are in this country, I wouldn’t doubt it for one second that the powers that be would try something like this to cover up another scandal in the making.
Is Clinton serendipitous, or does he already know what’s coming? (hint: Clinton is a deceptive, cunning scumbag).
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Looks to me like we already have an alien in the WH.
“All the Roswell papers reviewed”?
Hell, I just want all of the Sandy Berger papers reviewed!
Name just one Democrat President that didn’t have a loose screw.
We have aliens on Earth, and one of them was elected President twice!
Sandy Burglar provided the Roswell “papers” from the cache in his socks, underwear and a construction trailer outside the National Archives.
Rio,
He was president when I was born, but from what I know of him, old Harry Truman was a straight talker and wasn’t afraid to make wartime decisions, e.g., dropping the A bombs.
He and JFK would both be disowned by today’s democrat party.
“I didn’t inhale”…Bullshit
“I didn’t inhale..” Bullshat
“I sure wouldn’t mind getting some of that Arcturian poontang. It doesn’t even matter if it’s male or female!”
Hopefully said extraterrestrials will make a peace offering and haul President Nuclear Treason off to an Orion pleasure planet where he can defile green sluts until his ticker gives out.
Bubba having sex with a Martian would be Close Encounters of The Turd Kind.
Shoot. As long as the IPP, impeached perv president, can poke and probe it, nothing will surprise his pants.
I remember when “Independence Day” came out during Bubba’s presidency. In it the First Lady dies and the White House is blown to pieces.
Bill Clinton called it “the feel good movie of the summer”.
Aliens among us would explain al lot. But Jeebus. Think about it. If aliens ever made it this far they’d probably pack it in, turn around and haul ass.
Go back and look at Bill cabinet members if you want to see aliens.
Used to be enamored, wowwed. And hey, if you believe
In evolution, they have your number.
He’s probably hoping for an anal probe.
I saw most of his shtick on JImmy Kimmel last night.
He’s really skinny-too skinny. He’s a vegan now. That’s probably why.
Rambled on about this and that and one comment was, “The Supreme Court is making it harder for people to vote.” Oh good lord. I got up and went to bed.
You have more patience than me illustr8r.
As soon as I heard Bubba was on Kimmel I turned the channel to Fallon and was rewarded with a Sarah Palin skit.
Prepping us for demonic apparitions and ungodly miracles. The Vatican may have similar New Age intentions…
“Perhaps it’s not so far-fetched to see the Second Person of the Trinity, the Word, Who was present “In the beginning” (John 1: l), coming to lay down His life and take it up again (John 10: 18) not only as the Son of Man but also as a Child of other races?”–Dr. Guy Consolmagno, Vatican astronomer
Do not be fooled.
“…and they have schlongs THIS long…”
Hell, I’m still waiting for the discovery of intelligent life ON EARTH!
But of course we already have proof of alien visitation right here on Earth. How else can you explain Norrie?
Certainly explains his fun times with Hil and Lew the “Mouth” Monica.
He’s already bulging in anticipation of E.T.