via TVline
David Letterman Announces Retirement
The late-night TV vet will hang up his Top Ten lists and such in 2015, he shared with the audience at the taping of Tuesday’s Late Show With David Letterman, to air at 11:35 pm EST.
Letterman said he phoned CBS boss Leslie Moonves “just before the program, and I said ‘Leslie, it’s been great, you’ve been great, and the network has been great, but I’m retiring.’ [ more ]
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1. Last time he was funny was in the summer of 1989…
He wants to come out of the closet !!!
Huh? He’s still on television?
He should have left when he wasn’t funny.
Oh wait, he would have never been hired.
Good riddance to another arrogant pervert.
He is going full time as White House Spokesman
1.) He’s a liberal douche bag hack and he sucks.
Found out he was going to be fired so he beat em’ to the punch!!
…2) Decided to take the job of walking
Obamadope’s dogs…
Bubba needs a wingman with the aliens.
Retirement….if that’s what you want to call it.
…2) Decided to take the job of walking
Obamadope’s dogs…
…3) Wants to take the job of Moochelle
Bigfoot gardener…
He woke up then realized he wasn’t funny !!
…2) Decided to take the job of walking
Obamadope’s dogs…
…3) Wants to take the job of Moochelle
Bigfoot gardener…
…4) Teach Obamadope how to toss a
football to a Xmas Tree…
Was told the “Applause Sign” can’t be fixed.
In preparation for announcing: obozo’s two daughters are really mine and Whoopi’s !!!
I don’t know. The only time I see him is when he’s on IOTW. One reason could be his teeth.
…And I should care because of…Sorry
I fell asleep from boredom…
Going to star in reality show titled: Top Ten Losers in Life.
4) He’s getting so old that his neck can no longer support the weight of his teeth.
6) 45 minutes is a long time to sit in a wet depends.
When our Large Family of (now) out-of-towners stops by during various Holidays Rupert Jee’s “Hello Deli” (around the corner of the Ed Sullivan Theater, near the Stage Door) is one of the stops on the “tour”. Mr. Jee might be a “conservative” native New Yorker and is a genuine gentleman.
1) Because nobody gives a fuck about his dumb ass anymore.
Found out that they are going to build a gelato booth in his parking spot.
7. Young female staff are avoiding him
His Libtardia is running out
His sphincter is still bleeding from the last Obamarama….
He just learned that his ratings are getting lower than the first season of the Golden Girls reruns.
if employed, won’t qualify for obamacare subsidies.
His farts, that are drowning out the guests, are starting to turn wet & lumpy & he can’t tell the difference between his oatmeal and what’s in his shorts.
1 – He’s being replaced by Ronan Farrow.
His membership to ‘Man’s World’ was finally accepted
He’s starting on his new ‘Gapped-toothed Club for Men’ enterprise
His random outbursts of ‘Oh yeah? If you had the chance, you’d go down on him too! Don’t judge me. Don’t judge me!’ are starting to get out of control & disturb the studio audience.
because he stoped being funny when I was 8
2) Mad magazine is having mascot tryouts, because Alfred E Newman is now the president of the United States.
He finally realized that he stopped being funny 20 years ago.
1. He saw how popular Leno was after he announced his retirement, and he wanted that same experience.
His bitterness has plum et him up.
1.) Ass cancer
I could only hope.
His lawyers told him the cost to him (as an employer of more than 100 people) under the new healthcare law, he will be liable for their healthcare, which will cost him more than $2500 per person out of his $100,000,000 salary.
Ran out of top ten ideas
Probably grown tired of @#$%ing his production assistants.
Who cares?
Wants to spend more time sucking Obama’s “special interest”.
I started watching David Letterman when he had a daytime show, a long time ago (it was during the Moscow Olympics because I remember a skit involving toy athletes and a record turntable). He was pretty funny and original. I watched him when he switched to Latenight and he was still pretty funny. When he moved opposite the Tonight Show, I don’t think he transitioned well to the big audience. I continued to watch him during the ’90’s, but when he went partisan after Bush won, I stopped watching. I stopped watching and listening to a lot of people in those years.
I think he is retiring because he suffers from the early stages of Alzheimer’s.
Here’s hoping the door hits him in the ass, HARD, on his way out.
Mean, stupid, perverted, and NOT FUNNY since 1988.