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The twitter game was: replace one word in a famous quotation with the word dude.
My most retweeted contribution was
“I like the smell of dude in the morning.” – Barack Obama.
People seemed to have enjoyed that one.
“Guns or knives, dude?”
Chief %/
Dude tear down these walls
“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other dude die for his.”
George Patton
“I can’t let you do that, Dude.”
“Ask not what your dude can do for you: ask what you can do for your dude.”
“I regret that I have only one dude to give for my country!”
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a Dude.
-William Shakespeare
“Vini, Vici, Dude.”
SINATRA: “I did dude my way.”
BOGART: “Here’s looking at you, dude.”
If you like your dude, you can keep your dude.
“One morning I shot a dude in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”
“Though I walk through the valley of darkness, I fear no dude.”
FUR: “i OWN THE DUDE”
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel Dude.
– Abe Lincoln
“Dude is Hell!”
No Dude is good enough to govern another Dude without the other’s consent.
-Abe Lincoln
“A brave man dies but once, a dude dies a thousand times.”
“Dude, you are being so un-dude”
– Walter Sobchak
“What difference does dude make?”
Hillary Clinton
(dear Lord, please forgive me. This is a humor website)
GENISIS: “In the beginning God created heavens and the dude.”
oops GENESIS
“Dude, if you want to protect yourself, get a double-barrel shotgun.”
“Wealthy people plan for three generations; poor people plan for Saturday dude.”
“We are the dudes we’ve been waiting for!”
“I am a Rock, I am a Dude!”
“Dude ! Yes we can!”
“I want to hold your dude”.
Do not impose on Dudes what you yourself do not desire.
– Confucious
If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a dude makes mistakes.
John Wooden
“I am not opposed to all dudes. I am opposed to dub dudes.”
lol As if !!
“There’s more than one way to skin a dude.”
Make that “dumb” dudes.
As in progtards, but you knew that.
Hasta la vista Dude
@ Tim
This might work better:
“DUDE!!! Veni, veni!!!”
(once upon a time, in more innocent times, Stanford college kids got in trouble for changing the phrase “veni vidi vici” – I came, I saw, I conquered – to “VIDI VICI VENI” – I saw, I conquered, I came…*AHEM*!), and puting it on t-shirts.
Meet the new dude, same as the old dude.
When in Rome, do as the Dudes.
“Dude Ackbar!”
No Dude is an island
Frankly my Dude, I don’t give a damn!
A picture is worth a thousand Dudes
(speaking of himself)
“I believe the dude acted stupidly”
Cleanliness is next to dudeliness
“The Dudes of Navarone.”
Dude! I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!
Dude looks like a dude.
(while wagging his filthy finger)
“I did not have sexual relations with that dude”
Necessity is the dude of invention
Dude – where’s my dude?
“Just like a fukkin dude to bring a knife to a gunfight!”
Two dudes are better than one
Frankly, Dude, I don’t give a damn.
Dude. Use the Force, Dude.
Dude. I am your Father.
Dude always said “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Dude always said “Obama is as Obama does.”
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty dude!
“A well-behaved dude seldom makes history.”
The measure of a dude.
Clay Aiken
“Just like a fukkin wop to bring a dude to a gunfight!”
Do unto dudes as you would have them do unto you
You can lead a dude to water, but you can’t make him drink
Dudes in da hood.
You had me at dude.
They call me MISTER DUDE!!
“Friends, Romans, and Countrymen – lend me your dudes!”
“The Good, The Bad, and The Dude”
Never send a boy to do a dude’s job.
“The Maltese Dude”
“Dude rides a pale horse.”
“The Thin Dude”
I see dude people…
“The four dudes of the Apocalypse.”
Compassion is our deepest nature.
It arises from our interconnection with all dudes.
“Yes, they broke the law, but it’s not a felony. It’s an act of love, dude!”
“Yes, but Dude has much to be humble about.”
Soylent Green is duuuuudes!!
“Sieg Heil, mein Dude!”
“Hey Dude, don’t make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.”
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and dudes
“All you need is love. But a little dude now and then doesn’t hurt.”
— Charles Schulz
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one dude to …”
“Walk Like a Dude,” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
BTW, when composer and fellow group member Bob Gaudio first sang the song for Valli, Valli’s response was, “As opposed to what? A girl?”
“If you like your dude, you can keep your dude.”
Barack Obama
Dudes, this is the second time in our history that there has come back from Germany to Downing Street peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time.
“Sittin on the dock of the bay,
watchin the dude roll away …”
Do you feel lucky Dude?
“Fill your hands, you son of a dude.”
“Congratulations! It’s a dude!”
I may be drunk, Dude, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Read more at
Frankly, Dude, I don’t give a damn.
Give me liberty or give me dudes
Make my day Dude .
“Yes We Dude!!” B.O.
“Freedom is always one dude away from extinction.”
Ronald Reagan
“Rosebud….dude….”
“Say hello to my little dude!”
“Dudes who stand for nothing, fall for anything.”
“Believe me, as a busy single mother – or, I shouldn’t say single, as a busy dude.”
Moose Obama
Political power grows out the barrel of a dude (Obamao).
“The dudes acted stupidly”
Barack Obama
“Let them eat dudes”
Dude looks like Doogie.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a dude.
Dude, E=MC2.
Dudes, let the one among you who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.
Dude, To be or not to be.
Dude, tear down this wall.
Dude, read my lips, no new taxes.
Dude, three letters, “J.O.B.S.”
“Just put that dude in your mouth … and suck!”
Fuck you and the dude you rode in on
“I can’t believe I ate the whole dude!”
“I never had sex with that dude.”
Bill Clinton
At this point, what difference does it make dude?
Dudes of the world unite!
“Dude shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion …”
“… the right of the dudes, to keep and bear Arms …”
Dudes? We don’t need no steenkin’ dudes!
Up yours, Dude!
Get off my dude!
Necessity is the mother of Dude
“Damn the Dudes! Full speed ahead!”
“16 Dudes, What Do Ya get?” (Nothing, according to Planned Parenthood)
“It’s a beautiful day to kill dudes!”
“We’re gonna go through those dudes like shit through a goose!”
Geo. Patton
“A hard dude is good to find.”
Barack Obama
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this dude!”
Dude, dudes, and dude and dude.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
“Alas, poor dude! I knew him, Horatio…”
“Hey!
Dude!
Get off of my cloud!”
A dude in time saves nine.
“Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him, Dude …”
(thanks even steven)
“Go ahead – make my dude.”
“Here’s looking at dude, kid.”
“You had me at dude.”
Barney Frank
“A dude by any other name, would smell as sweet …”
“He ain’t heavy, he’s my dude”
“Hey Dude” – The Beatles
How many divisions does the the dude have?
“Dudes of my Father”
Forget it dude, this is Chinatown.
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore dude.
Dude, where’s my POUSPOS?
All your Dudes are belong to us.
Some Dudes are more equal than others.
I’ve been through the desert on a Dude with no name.
All Good Dudes Deserve Fudge.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, Dude walks into mine.
Out Damn Dude!
I have seen the enemy and Dude is mine.
Dude rush in where angels fear to tread.
Dudes? We don’t need no stinking dudes.
God watches out for little children, fools, drunks and Dudes.
Dude is not a crook.
Get to the Dude!
Squeal like a Dude!
Dances with dudes
Preznit amabO -“If Senator McCain and Senator Graham and other dudes want to go after somebody, they should go after me,” he said. “And I’m happy to have that discussion with them. But for them to go after the U.N. ambassador, who had nothing to do with Benghazi and was simply making a presentation based on intelligence that the dude had received and to besmirch the dude’s reputation, is outrageous.”
Four score and seven years ago today, Dudes brought forth upon this continent a new nation.
I’ve seen things you Dudes wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments, will be lost to time…Like tears in the rain… time to die.
“I see dead dudes.”
h/t Snowball
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a DUDE!”
One of my favorite O’quotes: – “You can put lipstick on a dude. It’s still a dude.”
But I don’t think he believes that anymore.
The Dude heard round the world.
O – “…they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy towards dudes who aren’t like them…”
Why so serious, Dude?
“Why, it’s that uppity dude who done hit me upside the head with a shovel.”
I do not like them
dude-I-am
I do not like
green eggs and ham
I, yi, yi, yi, I am the Frito Ban Dude’o.
You cant handle the dude.
Jack Nicholson
You shore got a purty mouth, dude.
A dude by any other name would sound as cool
E tu, Dude?
Then fall Caesar
All we have to fear, Dude, is fear itself
I never met a Dude I didn’t like.
God darnit, Dude, you use your tongue better than a 20 dollar whore.
Keep your friends close and your Dudes closer.
DUDE!! (… Dude … dude … dude ..)
COME BACK!! (… Back .. back .. back ..)
BYE, DUDE!!
Dude, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
A census dude tried to test me. I ate the dude’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
IOwntheworld.dude
You’ve got to tell them. Soylent Green are dudes
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for some dudes to dissolve the bands that have connected them to other dudes ..
Yesterday, Dec 7, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by some dudes from the Empire of Japan
Pay no attention to that Dude behind the curtain.
We, The Dudes and Dudettes of the United States of America ….
C’mon, you sons of dudes, you wanna live forever?
Retreat, Dude! We’re attacking in another direction
Retreat, Dude! We just got here!
I am become The Dude, the destroyer of worlds
Alas poor Yorick, I knew the dude, Horatio
Where be your jibes now, dude?
Squeal like Dude. Squeal
Tell Dude I can be more flexible after my election !!
Dreams from my Dude.
Caesar, beware the Dudes of March
Obama’s Dudes
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/obama-s-dudes-t13927.html
“When you kill enough of the dudes, they quit fighting.” Curtis Lemay
Hambone, you sure that isn’t Curtis LeDude