A man in Slovakia has successfully had a 13-pound tumor removed from his face, according to a video from Reuters.
Ten years ago, Stefan Zoleik developed a rare condition called Madelung disease, which caused fat fibers to grow uncontrollably across his face. The condition produced a tumor which stretched across the lower portion of his face, below his chin and from ear to ear. He said his strange appearance drew constant stares
“Everybody was turning and looking at me,” Zoleik told Reuters. “It was very unpleasant. It also bothered me all the time when I moved my head.”
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Now, if they could only remove the 150 lb. tumor from the white house.
Damn it Irony you’re too quick! You had inside info that this was being posted. 😉
Stirrin’, let’s face it: some of these comments write themselves. I just happened to be first. – Irony
John Kerry before the surgery.
He was diagnosed and scheduled for surgery when the tumor weighed only 15 oz. The remnants of Soviet socialized medicine and the foreshadowing of ObamasCare.
“…Ten years ago, Stefan Zoleik developed a rare condition called Madelung disease…”
That’s funny, twenty years ago the United States suffered from a rare condition called MadelineAlbright disease.
Can you imagine shaving that damn thing every morning?
Jay Leno!
I once saw a man’s face in a 13 pound tumor.
@FreeMan – John Effing Kerry – too effing funny! 🙂
Could be a lifesaver in a cold hard winter.
get a little 5 o’clock shadow on that thing and he’d fit in on Duck Dynasty.
Wait a minute. Wasn’t Mooch holding that tumor in the picture that went with the story about potatoes and WIC?
He could have glued beard hair all over the tumor while he was on the waiting list for surgery and maybe even won a beard contest!!
I think Kerry should ask for a refund, clearly they left quite a bit behind.
Why the long face?
Family Guy would be a-holes if they didn’t pick up on this.
they’d sound a lot more accurate when they call HIM dickhead
Hmm, A perfectly symmetrical tumor. I’m calling bull shit. Unless of course it’s squatch’s ass
Woof! Thought for a moment that you were posting a picture of Hillary’s thigh….
If he ribbited I’d piss myself
Why muslims grow beards…
That’s no tumor. That’s a human chipmunk, home from the Sunday Brunch at Cracker Barrel. 😉
I don’t cotton much to elective surgery, but I think I’d make an exception in this case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo