The term, “Hippopotamus” has been derived from two Greek words, Hippo meaning horse and potamos meaning river. That is why it is also known as, “River Horse”. After the elephant and rhinoceros, the hippopotamus is the third largest type of land mammal and the heaviest extant artiodactyl. Hippos are distantly related to whales and probably share a common ancestor, the now extinct line of “hoofed predators” that contained the famous “wolf-sheep” Andrewsarchus.
The female Hippos give birth to a baby calf one at a time within a time span of two to three years. Before and after giving birth, the expecting mother isolates herself for a time period of 10 to 44 days along with the baby. The mother then nurses the baby for 12 months, stays by it in the early years and protects it. Just like other mammals the female Hippos feed their babies with their own milk, but one thing that differentiates the Hippo’s milk with others’ is its color.
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Obama – “Shit, I thought it was Pepto Bismol!”
Pink milk.
I always wondered how a brown cow ate green grass and made white milk and red meat.
Filing pink hippo milk in there too.
Maybe this explains all of the vacations Mooch has been taking.
I’d just like to know what type of person had the nerve to milk a hippo.
If you try to tell me it tastes like strawberry milk then I know you are full of it.
Moose milk is chocolate!
Some weirdo, probably a progressive, is dying to drink it.
Soy milk is kinda beige.
Official beverage of the LGBT left?
“After the elephant and rhinoceros, the hippopotamus is the third largest type of land mammal …” .. although none are as stylish as a wookie.
Close, but we’re looking for narwhal tears and unicorn farts here, people!
I was expecting a photoshopped pic of mooch drinking a pink beverage.
Bob is disappoint.
Wow, gives a whole new meaning to the song “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” now doesn’t it?