Middle Finger News Service in Negotiations for Possible Reality Program Network
The idea came from a side project of MFNS’s ace correspondent Earl of Taint, who has developed a series called “So You Want to Be an American?” set on the nations southern border. But while the series was was not developed for MFNS and is initially being offered to Univision TV network, we believe with acquisition of his series, we can build a successful all-reality network with our present coverage of MFN by local access cable programing that already reaches tens of hundreds of people across the border.
More shows that were in the works-
The Biggest Loser – Muslim contestants guess which head they think weighs more after Islamic beheadings.
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Termer – 5th graders do intellectual battle with 5 term congressman and senators.
Mich HELL’S Kitchen – The trials and tribulations of cooking for a Yeti.
Dyke Dynasty – Womyn’s Studies professors compete in this Whinapalooza to see who can come up with the most outlandish complaint to lodge against the mythical “Patriarchy.” Winners at the conclusion of each episode cook and eat the flesh of a randomly selected man kidnapped while waiting in line at the Home Depot tool rental counter in Monroe, LA.
Real First Relatives of Pennsylvania Avenue – This reality show focuses on the real lives of freeloader relatives of Michelle and Barack Obama, some of whom, like Mrs. Robinson, live in the White House at taxpayer expense. Others simply enjoy free perks like endless get-out-of-jail-free services and instant immigration approvals.
Mincing with the Stars – anybody really need this described?
Comps – Follow a rough ‘n’ gruff team of overweight law enforcement officers as they demand – and get – free donuts, coffee, full meals, groceries, sporting goods, Christmas cards, gasoline, boat rentals, beer and liquor, and pretty much anything they demand from cowering copsuckers and badge licking merchants and citizens just trying to be left alone.
The Master RACE Baters: Al Sharpton is host.
Challenges include extortion ploys. passed off as legal, whereby those, deemed by select non-whites, as having ‘White Privilege’ are guilted into forking over hard earned cash, assets, and achievements.
Score is based on the total monetary value of scammed acquisitions, by employing race shakedown tactics. Guilt tripping is allowed. Winning contestants get to keep whatever is successfully absconded.
Losing players chalk it up to experience, further honing their grifting skills. Admitted ‘White Privilege’ who make it past being shaken down, have the option to move on with their lives, or put themselves, once again, up for grabs.
yup. and what with the redefinition of the area now known as OrganPipeCactus National Monument and gimmegrunt aid/INSTANT naturalization/socialsecuritycard/getObummercareFREE/geteducationFREE/instateTuition station, they don’t even have to be americans anymore….
and hey, just 35 more “Monuments” to go before the original owners of the area formerly known as California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas will OWN IT COMPLETELY
what happens if they win the big prize only to find out there is no America anymore?
I Came Under your Patrols, or I.C.U.P.
Why not have a soccer match for the huddled masses that came here illegally?
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