GARY, Indiana (WNB) – Gary, Indiana authorities are reporting hundreds of illegal immigrants swarming into their town, apparently fleeing Chicago.
The immigrants, mostly Hondurans fleeing their own violence-torn country, had just been relocated to Chicago by the government. “That place ten times worse than home,” said one sobbing 10-year-old girl who had been beaten and robbed of her sneakers when she got off the bus in the Windy City.
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This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call … The Twilight Zone.
But do we know for sure?
We know for sure because Chicago has finally succeeded in making Gary IN look like a better alternative. You would have to have visited the latter to understand just how surreal this is. I didn’t even like stopping for fuel there.
Wait till it snows. These people are going to freeze their asses off.
Is this for real or is it spoof? Please, I’m serious.
Sorry, I just determined WNB is a satirical site.
This site is also supposed to be satirical.
Lol!
Gary IN is more dangerous than Chicago. IMO
It has to be satire.
No one in Chicago really wants “Obama” tennis shoes.
In these times, the whole thing could be true.
@ FarmWife
You don’t want to get lost in/near Gary anytime between dusk and daylight.
Might be a good place for the glamorous Obamas to relocate after out of office:-)
Rahm Emmanuel must be so proud of himself!
♫ Dulce hogar Chicago ♫
“That place ten times worse than home,” said one sobbing 10-year-old girl
Then it’s time for you to go back home. Having your shoes stolen is just the beginning of your miserable life here in the USA.