What Would You Like To Give Obama For His Birthday? – IOTW Report

What Would You Like To Give Obama For His Birthday?

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  1. AUNTIE YONKERS’
    IM-PEACH-MINT DESSERT

    In large saucepan, mix 3/4 c. sugar and 1T. unflavored gelatin. Stir in 1 pt. heavy cream until blended. Heat mixture over low flame, stirring constantly, until sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat, beat in 1 pt. heavy cream until blended thoroughly and lumps are dissolved. Stir in 1-1/2 T. peppermint extract and 1 small can of peaches, drained of their liquid and cut into small pieces.

    Pour mixture into bowl and refrigerate overnight. Serve topped with peach preserves that have been thinned with a bit of ginger ale, and fresh peppermint leaves as garnish.

  2. Oh forgot variations:

    For sugar-free, use Sweet-n-Low or similar product equal to 12 T. sugar.

    For low-cal, low-cholesterol, use same amount plain yogurt.

    For harder, ice-creamy texture, freeze overnight.

    And the most important part, a message to Obama:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU COMMIE FUCKWIT!

  3. Tar and Feather treatment:
    In a typical tar-and-feathers attack, the mob’s victim was stripped to his waist. Hot tar was either poured or painted onto the person while he was immobilized. Then the victim either had feathers thrown on him or was rolled around on a pile of feathers so they stuck to the tar. Often the victim was then paraded around town on a cart or wooden rail. The aim was to inflict enough miserable pain and humiliation on a person to make him either conform his behavior to the mob’s demands or be driven from town.

  4. Make his name an adjective in the English language, synonymous with ‘crap.’

    Some other name thoughts:

    The letters in “Obama” rearranged, spell “A mob.”

    The letters in “Michelle” rearranged, spell “Leech Mil.”

    Letters also put the “RAT” in DemocRAT.”

    The letters in Elizabeth Warren’s name, rearranged, spell “Hate biz.”

    The letters in “Boeher,” rearranged, spell “Bone her.” (Like anyone worth calling a ‘woman’ would bone him?)

    The letters in “Romney,” rearranged, spell “Ye morn.”

    The letters in “News media” rearranged, spell “Made swine.”

    The letters in “General Electric” (owner of NBC and MSNBC) rearranged, spell “Cancel regret lie.”

    The letters in “David Gregory” (of NBC news) spell “Arrived doggy.”

    The letters in “Pelosi” rearranged, spell “Lie sop.”

    The letters in “Eric Holder,” rearranged, spell “Clod re-hire.”

    The letters in “Sharpton” can be used to spell “Trash.”

    “Al Sharpton,” rearranged, spells “Slap rant ho.”

    The letters in “TheFineReport” rearranged spell “Free rotten hip.” (Come get ’em while you can.)

    The letters in “ThePeoplesCube” rearranged spell “Butches pee pole.” (This at least makes sense, considering how many butches the Cube has pissed-off.)

    The letters in “Iowntheworld” rearranged spell “Hoedown Twirl.” (Yee-ha!)

    But, the words “Obama,” “Boehner,” “Pelosi,” and “Sharpton” will all ultimately be adjectives in the English language, meaning exactly the negative inference what we know they do now.

  5. A lie detector test: Check his responses on IRS, VA, Benghazi, Israel-Hamas, ISIS, Obamacare, Putin, fund-raising tour, and countless other issues (including his golf handicap).

  6. A hot-wired podium.

    A slip on the steps of Air Force $1Trillion and a hard landing on his soft spot, i.e., head.

    An ill-judged veer into a whirring helicopter blade.

    Death by autoerotic asphyxiation, though we can be sure this would be stage-managed into a mock lynching, complete with “KKK” and “GOP” painted on the walls in red paint. Better that it be public and caught live on camera.

    Sigh.

  7. An anonymously-mailed copy of his marriage license showing his legal birthplace and nationality as something other than U.S./American and a copy of his green card application. Originals in a safe place.

  8. A round of golf with me and my 17 year old daughter to have a few hours of his time and watch her kick his ass so that I could report back to everyone how he really plays.

  9. Ask Beelzebub to give him his soul back, revive his sense of empathy so that he fully realizes how badly he has screwed this nation up. Then O can give us all a sincere apology and stew in remorse for a long time.

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