What’s She Listening To?

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1. Sasquatch mating calls

2. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun…

3. I’ve got you!

   …under my skin…

4. I’m gonna go with Joan River’s heartbeat.

5. Anything anti-American.

6. Communism’s greatest speeches of all time.

7. “How to fundamentally transform your country.”

   or, she’s brushing up on her Rosetta Stone English. Being a native Wookie speaker, she has to keep the masses convinced she’s one of them.

8. “Welcome to Rosetta Stone. Our first subject… repeat after me… Allahu Akhbar…”

9. “It’s” favorite rap song; starts- motherf****, America sucks, Motherf*****, la la la la la

10. Audio book on exotic vacations.

11. My Favorite Queefs, an autobiography

12. I like big butts

13. WHITE NOISE

14. Bitch is Back
    (Or black)

15. dissent chatter about her school lunch program.
    marking each for a most intrusive IRS audit ever.

16. This…

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5jx39-kYOY

17. You’re so Vain

18. “I am a beautiful woman” “I am a strong woman” “I am a powerful woman” over and over

19. “I’m The Man” by Glenn Hughes.

20. The theme song to “The Jeffersons”.

21. ‘I feel happy!’, of course.

    PS HB to me!
    I’m 54 today

22. I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

23. @Jerome Happy B-day to you. I am just 16 days behind you. 1960 was a great year wasn’t it?

24. Paint it black

25. HBD JB!

26. American woman stay away from me

27. A reading of “The Communist Manifesto”.

28. “Sometimes u feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t”

29. Everybody wants to rule the world

30. Peaceful noises on a Hawaiian beach with a soothing voice, “imagine… No flags. imagine.. No crackers. imagine..”

31. “Cheeseburger in Paradise” – Jimmy Buffett

32. “The Mephisto Waltz”
    (Liszt)

33. “I’ve Never Seen a Straight Banana” – Ernest Hare

    http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=14955

34. “Umgowa! Umgowa, Simba!”
    (Tarzan)

35. “I got a one ton ass …
    and a three ounce heart.”

36. This land is MY land
    This land is MY land
    From Kalifornia
    To the Douchebag Island
    From States Flown over
    full of stupid fat kids,
    This land belongs to only ME

37. Weird Al’s “Eat It”

38. YOKO

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DRI_orU62w
    .

39. “Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mr Robinson ….. “

40. If I had a french fry
    I’d eat it in the morning
    I’d eat it in the evening
    All over this land . . .

41. BUY…….BUY more American PIE!!!

42. Probably the same song the Deblasio family was dancing to at the West Indian day parade

43. The Go-Go’s: Vacation.

44. “walk like a man, talk like a man, walk like a man my so oo on”.

45. Dude looks like a lady dude.

46. Breathe in …. Breathe out … Breathe in …

    (Apologies to ‘dumb blond’ joke writers.)

47. Yo quiero Taco Belle …

48. “i’m a man yes i am, but i can’t help but love you so ….no, no, no, …”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ

49. “Dude Looks Like A Lady”

50. sheet forgot to shave dis morning, got to put mo makeup on my adams apple, find my jock, spent all morning help lil berry look fo his balls…oh tune? oh I heered on d grapevine…things r not goin so fine…

51. Shrieking howler monkeys and chimps.
    With the occasional growl of a big cat.

    “Yo ma bitch … yo ma bitch … gonna fuk ya monkey … afta I shit … gonna pop a cap … in a honkey ass crackah … gonna fuk yo ass … gonna be yo mastah …”

52. Joe Cocker Spaniel – “You Are So Beautiful To Me”.

53. King of the road

54. “You Ain’t Woman Enough (To Take My Man)” (because hes gay)

55. maybe she b listenin to d muzein calling her to pray? soon soon we will take over & I`ll ride my camel down 5th ave in NY & make dem honkies bow down

56. I see the emergence of male pattern baldness. This will be fun to watch.

57. @ Chish

    I learn so many new words on this website. Never heard that word before. Gee thanks. 🙂

58. “Highway to Hell”

59. ‘Time to Pretend’

60. Welcome to the Jungle

61. ‘Get Ur Freak On’

62. “Oooow mama, oooow mama, oooow mama, mau mau …”

63. It’s probably not white noise.

64. 50 ways to leave your lover?