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Now, this is what you call “breaking” news….
Apparently, Kim Jong Un is so short, so overweight and so vain that his use of high heels caused him to facture both ankles. Yes, if this story is true, the portly North Korean dictator simply wobbled a bit too unsteadily on his heels. Next thing you know, gravity did what it does best: snap! snap!
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Darn shame!
Who’d have thunk that such a tragedy would happen to such a decent person?
Guccis? Like in “Hannibal?”
I didn’t know he was missing, I just thought he was playing golf with OUR head commie!
The vertically challenged dick tater is undergoing plastic surgery to appear more like his new name, Jim ‘King’ Kong un.
His sister beat him up.
http://thediplomat.com/2014/10/kim-jong-uns-sister-takes-control-in-north-korea/
She wanted him to say uncle….
My mind wanders from time to time, seems to me that Johnny Cash wrote a song about a boy named Kim….can’t remember the lyrics….perhaps some of ya’ll can fill them in for me…
I bet he was attempting some weird surgery that promised to in crease his height.
If that story isn’t true, maybe it ought to be.
Spread the rumor anyway people; let him try to deny it.
EVEN BETTER STORY:
Kim Jong-Un has had sex-change surgery and demands that everyone call him Kim Yo-jong.
Anyone who comes on scene and calls himself “Kim Jong-Un is obviously an imposter and must be shot.
Musta happened when he wuz performing his favorite song:
They call me Cuban Feet. I’m the king of the Commie beat.
When I play my thunder sticksI go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yes sir, I’m Cuban Feet. I’m the craze of Norky street.
When I start to dance, everybody goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Moving right into:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
Please, please Mr. Fur do a piece of agitprop showing him falling off his rhinestone studded Manolos or those crazy heel-less things that Lady Gaga wears!
He’s not a Weeble? Dang it! I’m outta the pool. Now it’s down to Oompa Loompa and that dude that yelled Da plane, da plane.
My guess he’s the “da plane” dude.
Old Morty Gunty joke:
“My daughter had an accident last night. She fell off her high heels. But she’s OK, her eyelashes broke her fall.”
(Rim shot)
LoveitorLeaveit-
It’s not as good as Fur’s would be, but the purple maryjanes in this photoshop are at least 9 inches:
http://polination.wordpress.com/2014/10/02/kim-jong-numero-uno-to-try-out-some-less-cruel-shoes/
@Grunt.. Thanks for the laugh! I’m spoiled though, so I’m holding out for the ‘shop masters here on IOTW!
He had a sex change and is now dating Chaz Bono!
You cut me deep, LIOLI. But I forgive you because you’re right. 😀