From the Art of Manliness
ht/ Mary From Marin
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Feels much like a diaper…..
How do they know?
Better have slim hips for that to work!
…or an alternative could be to wear pants with a belt.
Gay!
I use an email and today we call that, CYA.
Looks like it might add a little protection, too. I dunno – not being a guy and all…
An art practiced in ancient Bible times, and by Muslims today.
(Thank you for this post, it is quite interesting and unique!)
Nice information, but I just don’t have the legs to pull this off.
Old Testament SHTF tactical.
I wear pants so I don’t need to do this. Thank god for pants.
Pants are good. I read once that William Wallace and his men didn’t really wear kilts into battle. They wore pants. What self-respecting horse would put up with a big Scottish dude’s skid marks on his back?
Claudia, seems it would give you some protection too, no?
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This is one of those things that should get a re-captioning done.
1. You meet the enemy in a dress.
2. You raise your skirt to show the enemy what you got and see if it scares him away.
3. If he’s still there, pretend your schlong is pitching a tent out front in an effort to say you’re friendly and “maybe we can do something else instead of fight”.
4. If that doesn’t work, confuse him by pretending you’re threatening to rape yourself. You’re ‘THAT crazy!’
5. After his laughter starts pull a huge bunny out of your ass to keep him in stitches.
6. Chop his head off while he’s rolling around on the ground in fits.