Southside With You is the name of the upcoming film about the Obama’s first date.
I think it needs a new title. (Hint)
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On The Downlow With You.
A Daily Mail reader said CHARADE
Manchurian Candidate II
Withering Heights
Kiss of the Sasquatch Woman
Farce Side
I’m still not sure what a “meme” is, but isn’t the ongoing leftist myth that Michelle Robinson Obama is/was the most beautiful black woman on earth and example of one?
I’m thinking Tika Sumpter is a little too pretty for the role. I wonder which “pretty nigger” actor they’ll get to play Barak. He has to be a tall, skinny, half-white empty vessel with an auditorium voice.
Personally I’d rather see a biopic of Laura Bush (second-grade teacher who tamed and Christianized W) or Nancy Reagan (chorus girl to first lady of Cali and USA). Presumably the latter would use an actress in the lead who had fantastic dancer’s legs…
Les miserables
The Unbearable Lightness of Barry’s Loafers
The White House Organic Garden of Wrath
Raging Moose
Rupaul or Chi McBride, would fit better.
Whoopie was unavailable to play Moose.
Diary of a Mad Housewife
I’m more stunned that they’d even DO a film about it.
Their first date?1?
I’d rather see” ADOLF UND EVA – BUSSI BUSSI”
I don’t think even *he* (orGöbbels) was that wild about promoting himself.
That’s like getting Halle Berry to play The Fly, post transporter accident.
Help me! Help meeeeee!
Uncle Joe chaperones in “The Fool, the Fag, and the Ugly”
So, we’re going to ignore the Geneva Conventions, and Amnesty International, and make the most inhumane torture method in human history? To paraphrase Weird Al, I’d rather jump naked into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades than watch one minute of that “movie”.
Gagging With Miss Daisy
You’ve Got Male Genes
Brokeback Mounting
I’m am sure we can classify that film fiction. Science fiction.
Obama’s first date!!! Is southside code for fudge packing?? Reggie was his first date wasn’t he?
“The Stink”
“The Sound of Mike”
“Barry & The Chocolate Factory”
This purported film has great comedy potential, esp. since Mike has recently taken a powder from being seen with the family or Barry. Speculation is high that she’ll file for divorce in ’15.
Al Gore was inspiration for Love Story so Barack and Michelle must be the inspiration for Hate Story.
One, a bitter, resentful harridan forged in the crucible of Chicago machine politics. The other? The bastard child of a self-hating cracker whore named after a man and conceived in a pornographic affair with a communist pedophile black supremacist who was under surveillance from the FBI.
After being set up on a blind date by an unreformed terrorist (Bernadine Dohrn being played by Charlize Theron) while both padding their resumesmat a leftwing Chicago law firm, a young Barack finally grows a beard that will enable him to run against a Black Panther and lose for not being black enough.
Whoopie with Wookiee
Barry finds a boner
You’ve Got Male Genes – Sig94
and
The Unbearable Lightness of Barry’s Loafers – Finai
Brightened my morning a bit.
Guerillas in the Midst
Bang the Scum Slowly
Too bad LaWanda Page is no longer available. They almost look like twins.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sanfordandson/images/4/4d/Aunt_Esther.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121028191227
She was just as ugly “back then.” Although it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if they were dressed up and the photos taken in, oh, say, 2008.
Perversion, homosexuality, hate, murder, bestiality, corruption, the Mob, dis-barred lawyers, hubris, power, payoffs, scandal, conspiracy, Satan – the perfect Hollyweird vehicle – it’s got everything!
The Way We Weren’t
From the soundtrack of the movie…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooq3JbWbdjk
Maybe the film will at least win the Bad sex in fiction award.
“Jaws Redux”
http://rashmanly.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/13225152.jpg
Queen of the Damned
“Black Narcissists”
“Bullshitt”
“Close Encounters of the Worst Kind”
When Barry Met Fatty
“The Grifters”
Casanegro
Fifty Shades of Ghey
Bitch Perfect. It’s a moosical.
Love Fictionally
Anti-American Pie
Sleeping Ugly
Do the Wrong Thing
Gone to Soon
Slouching Liar, Hidden Faggin’
From Hate to Eternity
Transgender Lady and the Tramp
@Herd Mentaliy — I disagree. It is not science fiction.
It will be two hours of Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.
“The Thin-Skinned Man”
Relax; in five years Moochelle can do The LaWanda Page Story.
The Stupids
Barry and the Robinsons: The Sasquatch Sequel
Red Meat – starring Ron Jeremy as Larry Sinclair
The Moose that Roared
This seems to fit more frequently than I’d like:
C.H.U.D.
But now it’s
Cannibalistic Humanoid Urban Demagogues
Yeah, it’s been used before but titles aren’t copyrightable.
@ crazyeighter, unruly et al.
Lawanda Page was a standup comedienne before Redd Foxx put her in his show. Jokes are kind of old and corny for dirty jokes, but she was a hit in darktowns:
http://youtu.be/0OHQJXy3Dzc?list=PLB2C6E11ECDB4AF9C
I Married a Communist
All That For A Flag
The Lyin, The Witch, and The Race War.
Will the film be a documentary about how Jeremiah Wright arranged sham marriages for fag church members ( cough, cough, Barrack). Or will it be a totally fictional movie about a love story that never was?
My Moslem Valentine
Eat This! Not That!
Sittin on a Sausage
ALIENs!
How to Destroy a Country
(without really trying)
Triumph of the Shrill
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Hole Thing!
Death of a Nation
Slappin the Monkey
(My) Southend with Reggie.
That’s not Mt Rushmore, That’s my Ass
Should be a barn burner
Attack of the 50 Foot Beard
Apparently it performed so poorly (surprise!) that it’s already been pulled from theaters! Fitting!