“POTUS is a pretty good nickname, but let’s face it, it’s not as cool as ‘Sting,'” Obama said of the musician. “I kind of wish I was called Sting. But I’m stuck with POTUS.”
—-TWS
Well, cheer up. Lots of people call you “Stink.” That’s close.
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How about you settle for asshole, you worthless POS
“Sting” is a smirky phallic reference. No workie when you’ve got a vagina like he does.
Easy to see what he got from Sting –
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take, every move you make)
(Every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say)
(Every game you play, every night you stay)
Sting? AHAHAHAAAA! The only thing you are stinging is American pride, ingenuity, productivity, liberty, ect…
Well, this country is indeed ‘sending out an SOS…’
POTUS = POTHEAD.
“The Sting” seems about right. We’ve been lied to and burned.
So the great orator is doing ThePolice when he stutters stupidly during his speechifying:
“Da doo doo doo, da dada da, …er ummm I uh duh …”
I kinda wish you were called “gone.”
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In Lord of the Rings, “Sting” was the name given to the *ahem* tiny knife Bilbo the hobbit carried. Coincidence?
“Former” would also be a good name
You say POTUS, I say SCOAMF
What’s wrong with Jug Ears, which I use freely, with all due respect.
Turning to his wistful, little boy, uber cool persona. Only thing missing is scuffing his toe in the Waikiki sand.
How about SCUNK?
This pop culture fantasy president wants to be called Sting. If it will finally push him into the delusional life he thinks he lives in where his spoken word will cure the world and unicorns exist, I say, “Let’s call him Sting!”
Then we can institutionalize him and confine him to a padded room he so richly deserves.
Flip,
As in Gone to soon?
Sure he didn’t say he wants to be called “King”?
The wannabe king is a POS!
What unruly said. Sure he didn’t mumble “KING?”
“YES, your travesty!”
Huge problem with this. Sting is white and a native of the evil British Empire he hates so much. More apt to be kind of wishing ..Che
(For such a smart man, his grammar is bad. ‘I kind of wish I w̶̷a̶̷s̶̷ were..’)
STINK! Close enough.
Well, to tell the truth, I’ve been calling him “thatshitskinupinthewhitehouse” for nearly six years…that’s better than sting, isn’t it?
How about “Stinging Burning Sensation”?
@finai and Claudia, good comments.
This guy lives in a fantasy world.
I mean what “grown-up” even THINKS such a thing, much less says it out loud??
Reminds me of myself and my buddies when I was 8 or so, lamenting the fact that my parents hadn’t named me something cool like “Batman” or “Zorro”.
I’m thinking he should call himself “Queen” and this could be his theme song. (He has more in common with Freddie Mercury than with Sting, that’s for sure.)
…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI
SPITE is close enough to Sting, right?
This is the sort of planned comment he makes whenever his handlers sense he’s losing even lofo voters among the ordinary working people and needs to recoup popularity. ‘ aw shucks, he’s like me. He just wants to be cool.’
Look at the photograph at the top of the article with him on a leash. Valerie Jordan with Denis McDonough and David Plouffe are pros at optics and psychological manipulation. Don’t ever ever forget for a minute, Bill Ayers, one of the people most responsible for the destruction of America’s education system is his coach.
Sounds appropriate. AMERICA, stung by President STING. But, if I remember correctly, bumblebees die after they sting. Is that what he really wants? Suicide Jihadist?
How about Arab Sting?
Based on that movement a couple years ago o’preezy was so fond of?
I kinda wish he was Michael Jackson…or Elvis Presley
How ’bout “fi-sting”? That close enough for ya, Barky?
WE, the people are the ones that got stuck…….with ‘Sting & Skank’.
In a legitimate government he would be involved in a modern day ABSCAM STING!
He wishes he were be Sting (and says it out loud), his wife said Beyonce is her role model (and she’d like to be her). These people are the president and first lady of the United States of America. Oh, I long for the day when we have smart, mature, patriotic, dignfied adults once again in the White House.
Hanging head in shame. Sigh.
Is that a typo, does he mean Stink?
He can call himself anything he wants. Just as long as it starts with “Former President bla bla bla”.
Typical modus operandi of Barry the Narcissist. Everything must be about him.