Biden Rushes Himself To Emergency Room Following His Own Home Exercise Accident

15 Comments on Biden Rushes Himself To Emergency Room Following His Own Home Exercise Accident

1. He challenged himself to an arm wrestling match….again?

2. Somebody called him a cocksucker and he tried to prove them wrong…

3. The S.S. just did that to him to keep him from masturbating in public.

4. They gonna put his arms…
   back in chains.

5. He was listening to Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan on his iPod.

6. Could have been playing Twister with Bill Clinton.

7. The Right To Bare Arms

8. He doesn’t know he has to take his underwear off to put them back on the right way.

9. Lol, That’s a whizzed gone wrong. Google it.

10. I thought you could have showed him with his head up his pooper too but realized that’s his normal state

11. Assuming position for straight jacket.

12. He looks normal to me. In fact, more normal than usual for Joey.

13. He tried to demonstrate what “a big fucking deal” he really is.

14. Poor Joey…
    he was at a New Year’s party, and at midnight the host said “Everybody link arms and we’ll sing Auld Lang Syne.”

15. I thought his exercise mishap would involve his feet and his mouth, but I guess he’s gotten pretty limber with those parts over the years.