Michelle Obama Says One of Her Daughter’s Nicknames is “Salty Biscuit”

31 Comments on Michelle Obama Says One of Her Daughter’s Nicknames is “Salty Biscuit”

1. It’s the cutesy term for Yeast Infection.
   I thought they were hip?

2. “Rusty Beaver”?
   “Satan’s Flytrap”?

3. And Mooche’s nickname is “Salty Ballz”

4. How do you expect me to eat dinner?

5. And one of her husband’s nicknames is “That Treasonous, Drug-Addled, Sodomite, Homosexual, Moslem, Marxist, Cocksucker!”

   What a coincidence!

   Her other daughter’s known as “Rancid Crack!”

   And her brother’s known as “Obola’s Snack!”

6. In all honesty I really feel bad for the two little Spoonbills.

7. This is what happens, when you elect someone that pays money to cover his background.

8. Moose been lickin’ teen biscuit?

9. DO NOT look that up in the Urban Dictionary.

   I warned ya.

   Poor kid – could you even imagine having them for parents and then having your Mom say that on national tv?

10. Salt Lick would be more appropriate. Moose need a place to congregate.

11. @ mrhanoverfist

    Don’t insult spoonbills!!!
    https://phillanoue.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/spoonbill-landing-ng-01.jpg
    …even with the mouth similarity…

12. Don’t want to be a spelling Nazi, but that’s not how you spell ‘BITCH’

13. What’s Moose’s, “Cranky Cruller?”

14. Mooch’s: ” The Rancid Wookie”

15. Schvetty Balls

16. DAMN!!!!!
    Your right…..don’t look it up.

17. I wonder what kind of mental abuse this will leave on the kid. My father use to call my overweight sister Herc. She never got over the stigma he attached to her. Calling her daughter a derogatory name is damaging to the child. I thought The Mooch and Obummer said their children are not fair game – well the Mooche has done the dirty deed.

18. I thought that wuz Anthony Weiner’s middle name…

19. But the kids friends call her “Sweet Cheeks”.

20. “Her boyfriend, Limp Bizkit, had no comment…”

21. She scowls like her momma …
    and can take a foot-long up her ass, like her daddy!

    I’m so proud of that l’ill grill …

22. Micheal ‘Mooch’ Obama sure does have a wicked sense of humor
    for such a vile and humorless person!

23. So illustrative of the character of the prez and his spouse. They should be investigated by Child Protective Services for hanging that horrible name on their daughter. Disgusting.

24. I had to watch the video to see if this was real.

    That Wookie is BEYOND ghetto.
    Before too long, those kids are going to provide some high-priced shrinks a life of luxury for years.

25. Oh this is rich!

    Barry is known to Reggie as “Sour Batch.”

26. More like all day sucker.

27. The obama family is about as screwed up as a blind dog in a meat house.

28. Because Michelle’s Secret Service name is Sea Biscuit.

29. Mooch insulted her brood because she’s jealous of them. All the money in the world can’t fix her ugly mug and the Salt Monster is over the hill.

30. This First Family is gender-disordered, has pornographic or disgusting nicknames for themselves, and a unwelcome familiarity with the lexicon of illegal drug use.

    Would you want your children to become familiar with this educated, Christian, all-American family ?!

31. @Major Mal, I heard it was “Dog Biscuit”.