ScooterVanNeuter- It’s interesting that Bruce Jenner is in the news today, as my girlfriend Sissy was just getting over her insecurities raised by the last piece I did about him.
The whole thing started when I did a story on Bruce’s trangenderfication and innocently mentioned what a great set of hooters he had. Something most of you probably don’t know is that despite her athletic build, Sissy is somewhat insecure about her own breasteses. Like some women, there is a certain lack of symmetry going on there, with one being yam-like and pointing to San Diego, while the other is more like a Texas-bound zucchini that’s been run over by a golf cart. more
That made me laugh and feel uncomfortable all at the same time. Better than anything Jim Carrey is doing or Bill Mahr, they just make me feel uncomfortable and angry.
Scooter, perhaps you should buy Sissy some sexy lingerie, leave the top on and do it doggy or reverse cowgirl style. You dance with the one you brung.
“…one being yam-like and pointing to San Diego, while the other is more like a Texas-bound zucchini that’s been run over by a golf cart.”
No wonder Sissy is insecure about her breasteses.
Scooter, you should get off your flabby ass and get a REAL job so she could get that stuff fixed.
And maybe use a REAL doctor next time.
BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA !
Oops…sorry.
Does Bruce – I mean, Caitlyn – like Jello
Puddin’ Pops…?
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Jenner’s boobs should be perky. They haven’t been hanging around for the past near 55 years like other “women” his age.
LIBERALS CAN NO LONGER BITCH ABOUT GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS.
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!