Which medications is Hillary taking?

23 Comments on Which medications is Hillary taking?

1. Thorazine

2. “Patients are advised to avoid … chronic, heavy drinking of alcoholic beverages.”

   Damn.

3. She should be taking Sodium Pentathol.

4. …or cyanide?

5. She loves that Jack n’ coke medicine. It gives her those rosy cheeks.

6. She has no side effects? Exactly what antihistamine doesn’t produce side effects? Coumadin has got to be giving her nose bleeds.

7. Acid and Quaaludes.

8. A little straight vodka, about a pint, first thing in the morning, always helps her face the day. Better than mouthwash for killing morning breath and helping clean the Soviet-style dental work.

9. As Hillary downs her meds, she does her finest, Nurse Ratched, “Medication time!”

   Bill responds with, “Don’t take none of the little blue ones, them are mine!”

   “Shut up, Bill! And turn your damn underwear around. The hole goes in the front, stupid!”

   “Well, ‘least I been President! Twice!”

10. Hopefully her doctor will soon be suggesting Cymbalta (duloxetine) perhaps the most common antidepressant prescribed to treat the symptoms of depression in older adults.

11. Killary and Mooch are both on Viagra.

12. I’m pretty sure she’s taking industrial strength Oxymoron…

13. Medical Marijuana, Medical Wine, Medical Bourbon, Medical Tequila, Medical Brandy, Medical Whiskey, etc, etc, etc!

14. Old Hillary doesn’t drink much only to excess!

15. Hillary won’t be happy until she can pardon herself ….

16. She doesn’t take any medication¹. She has her own home electroconvulsive therapy setup she shares with Bill.

    1. Except for the alcohol, Ativan, and Oxycontin.

17. Only 1 can of Sterno – 3 times a day.

18. Yeah, and her stroke glasses don’t count ’cause they’re not pills…

19. Donepezil (Aricept) is approved to treat all stages of Alzheimer’s, apparently it doesn’t work.

20. Probably the same shit Bruce Jenner’s on.

21. Coumadin has a generic form called warfarin which is a fraction of the price, but what the hell does she care? since she is flat broke she qualifies for some kind of freebie right?

22. And the warfarin rat poison D-Con is a fraction of the price of pharmaceutical warfarin!

23. I don’t know which one she’s taking, but she’s definitely skipping her anti-psychotic.