Making “Machine-Gun Bacon” with Ted Cruz

28 Comments on Making “Machine-Gun Bacon” with Ted Cruz

1. See, now THAT’s why I need a machine gun!

2. You beat me to it, Mr. Tucker. 😉

3. The man loves bacon, he has my vote!

4. I LIKE IT!!!

5. LOVE IT!!!

6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7. faneffintastic! Love it. Go Ted Go.

8. After reading some Youtube comments I have come to realize hardly anyone has a sense of humor.

9. I want that guy in the White House exporting that product to Mecca!

10. The secret is out- Ballistol makes a fine cooking oil, and is low in trans fats!

11. Trump will have to go some to beat that!

12. Unfortunately I didn’t see any “machine gun” fire, so I’m wondering if Ted actually owns that AR15?

13. Haha!

14. Mmmm…. Assault Bacon.

15. Here ya go!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myd8sc320Hg

16. What’s that exploding and weepy sound I hear? Oh! Libtards’ heads popping and weeping into their little weeping pillows!

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!

17. Oh, I wasn’t saying he couldn’t shoot a machine gun.

    But calling an AR15 a machine gun is akin to saying, 30 caliber clip. A minor flaw, but one a scary black gun owner like me notices.

18. Mmmm, crispy. Just the way I love it.

19. I don’t care for this. There are betters ways to show he has a sense of humor or is one of the guys. However, I’m happy to see there is another way to cook my bacon in case I run out of propane.

20. Agreed, most gun people will find this a little contrived and stupid. There’s plenty of videos on you tube of people cooking shit with a hot barrel.

21. Well that’s true, but it just sounds better than
    “Modern Sporting Rifle Bacon.”

    Meanwhile there’s this:
    https://www.google.com/search?q=tactical+bacon&biw=1088&bih=485&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CC4QsARqFQoTCLnv-LuKjscCFY0piAodQhkGTA#imgrc=QwZmDd2ePq_HOM%3A

22. It shouldn’t sound better, that’s what liberals do, they call modern sporting rifles (aka AR15) assault weapons (aka machine guns).

    Just saying, Ted should know the difference as evidenced above. This should be called AR15 bacon.

    Semantics yes, but a highly important distinction in the ongoing 2A battle.

23. Used to cook beans, K-Rations etc on the manifold of a jeep.

    Tip. Open the can first. Our ROTC 2nd Lt.tried it w/out opening the can and blew beans all over the fucking engine. Which I had to clean. Dumbass. That was back in ’61. We laughed our asses off.

24. I heard this makes the Lion taste better.
    I’m in.

25. I urge you to read his book A Time For Truth. This guy is a hard core Constitutionalist, and a very deep scholar of free market economics (Austrian School). The book is well worth your time.

26. ok, we got the bacon, how do we do the eggs?

27. Smelling salts, pearls, and fainting couches. . . . .

28. That was fantastic! Let’s compare – Barry’s limp-wristed staged gun photo or video of Cruz correctly firing a rifle. The bacon was icing on the cake.