He and Jill have been here in SC enjoying Kiawah Island hospitality trying to decide whether to run or not. Please Joe, run because the Democrat party needs another old white haired lib-tard in the line up.
Advice for Joe:
1) Brush between meals
2) Change underwear every day
3) Write your name on all your stools before they get hard
My advice for Crazy Joe is that he should volunteer to be a full-time caretaker for old and sick Jimmah Carter the shining light of the DemoRAT Party!
Stick it in yer ear Joe!
Oh… I see you already have…
In that case, never give Cialis to alcoholics who can’t count past three, tell off-color dwarf jokes, give dull parties, cheap presents, nothing to charity and wax poetically about Villages commercials. This may also result in random babbling about taking long walks on the beach with the love of your life resulting in being arrested for wandering around the K-Mart parking lot all morning dragging a stolen mannequin behind you…
Run Joe Run! We can use the material!
“Run Joe RUN”
Bumper sticker for the front of the car.
My advice Joe….eat shit and die…
sorry for the ‘french’
Pull your pants and your manties down BEFORE you poop.
Let your family know where you are.
Chew with your mouth closed Joe
Keep your hands OFF. THE. GIRLS…. ALL of them
4 Letters J-O-E
Stay away from the brown acid!
No. Your cat cannot be your VP.
Joe. Stand in front of the toilet. Flush it. Wait for the tank to fill up and then flush it again. Do this until the toilet tank doesn’t fill up anymore.
No go, Joe.
He’s eight years farther along in his senility than he was in 2008.
A Joe Biden candidacy would be some prime comedy, to be sure.
I’m pretty sure even Lispy Graham could give him a run for the money.
Sure. Why not?
Learn how to juggle and dress up like a clown. Democrats love clowns!
Learn this Phrase:
“Do you want fries with that?”
don’t eat any baked goods sent over by Hillary
Shoot Barry
Especially her Bitter Almond Crunch Cookies.
And stay the hell out of Fort Marcy Park.
Shoot Barry and I’ll vote for you Joe.
Time to stop skinny dipping, Joe.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/07/31/claim-sometmes-joe-biden-goes-skinny-dipping-offending-secret-service-agents-n2032819
He and Jill have been here in SC enjoying Kiawah Island hospitality trying to decide whether to run or not. Please Joe, run because the Democrat party needs another old white haired lib-tard in the line up.
Advice for Joe:
1) Brush between meals
2) Change underwear every day
3) Write your name on all your stools before they get hard
My advice for Crazy Joe is that he should volunteer to be a full-time caretaker for old and sick Jimmah Carter the shining light of the DemoRAT Party!
Stick it in yer ear Joe!
Oh… I see you already have…
In that case, never give Cialis to alcoholics who can’t count past three, tell off-color dwarf jokes, give dull parties, cheap presents, nothing to charity and wax poetically about Villages commercials. This may also result in random babbling about taking long walks on the beach with the love of your life resulting in being arrested for wandering around the K-Mart parking lot all morning dragging a stolen mannequin behind you…
Run Joe Run! We can use the material!
“Run Joe RUN”
Bumper sticker for the front of the car.
My advice Joe….eat shit and die…
sorry for the ‘french’
Pull your pants and your manties down BEFORE you poop.
Let your family know where you are.
Chew with your mouth closed Joe
Keep your hands OFF. THE. GIRLS…. ALL of them
4 Letters J-O-E
Stay away from the brown acid!
No. Your cat cannot be your VP.
Joe. Stand in front of the toilet. Flush it. Wait for the tank to fill up and then flush it again. Do this until the toilet tank doesn’t fill up anymore.
Always wear a helmet when you go out!
Make sure you get on the Short Bus!
LOVE Joe Biden! PLEASE RUN
Run Forrest, RUN!
Joe, put that shotgun to good use.