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OYE EL JEB! CALLATE LA JETA!

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AWD– Somebody needs to tell El Jeb that Spanish isn’t the language Republican primary voters speak. As much as the wussypants Republican Elite like to kiss the culos of Hispanics, Hispanics will VOTE DEMOCRAT! But y’all keep pissing off your base, Fredos! You’re so smaht!

Here’s El Jeb’s latest campaign ad.

So El Jeb’s wife speaks bad Ingles and El Jeb speaks bad Spanish? Brilliant! The only thing missing was them munching on a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell.

Either the fix is in for El Jeb to win the primary or I just can’t imagine anyone being this estupido. His poll numbers suck el grande uno and are falling faster than Bill Clinton’s pants at a intern kegger. El Jeb keeps flipping off the conservative Republican base by speaking in Spanish and defending illegals. I just don’t get it! more

18 Comments on OYE EL JEB! CALLATE LA JETA!

  1. Ah The debates, the debates. I stayed late at “the Club” to night
    to imbibe and watch the debates.

    I got bored and one point and decided to go home. I got home
    at about 10 PM (Not bad for a guy who had an 8:30 AM Tee time.dontcha think?)

    There was a note on the Refrigerator door:

    “THIS IS NOT WORKING.”

    I cannot take it any more.

    Gone to stay with my mother.”

    I opened the fridge. the light came on, the beer was cold.

    What the hell is she talking about?

    MJA? BFH? Anyone?

  2. Must point out that 1st and 2nd gen. CUBANS were, and are still to a great extent, ambitious and hard working. Once they figured out our political system, they largely vote GOP. JEB knows that.

    (So do the others but they’re not trying to impress the electorate with second language skills. I’ll bet Trump can communicate in a few eastern European languages have learned them the same way JEB did.)

    He also knows that sucking up to American citizens from Mexico and Puerto Rico is a waste of time and resources since they mostly will vote ‘RAT.

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