In another recent story, a woman bailed her moving car when she saw a spider. I say, isn’t it high time that the govt ban all spiders?
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Afraid of spiders?
I’m afraid to share the planet with his type of protoplasm.
That there is one major caliber dumbass.
They should take him to a Secret Government Laboratory
and let some Top Men have a good long look at him.
Having been oft described as a “manly man”, I feel qualified to revoke his man card.
I hear Bruce needs a friend.
Remember when the name Bruce became manly?
Those good times are gone now.
Quick! Someone throw a spider on Barry’s face!
i bet the spider crawled away & is hunting flys ..
Hey fireboy, just flick the damned spider off of the car to the ground and stomp on the damned thing and squish it to death. Or is that too hard or just plain common sense.
Spider’ are our friend’s.
If only he’d set his arm on fire then they would have arrested him for possessing an illegal firearm.
See!! More proof connecting fossil fuels to globull warming and death.
You mean you would have them infringe on our Constitutional Right to Bear Arachnids…?
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There are supposedly 4500 species of spiders and all of them live in my town in Alabama.
The itsy bitsy spider ran down the gas pipe spout
He lit the flame to wipe the spider out
Up came the fire that should have caused much pain
To the itsy bity idiot who had such a tiny brain
Another targeted demographic of “motor voter”.
Sad that he survived to breed…
In another recent story, a woman bailed her moving car when she saw a spider. I say, isn’t it high time that the govt ban all spiders?
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Afraid of spiders?
I’m afraid to share the planet with his type of protoplasm.
That there is one major caliber dumbass.
They should take him to a Secret Government Laboratory
and let some Top Men have a good long look at him.
Having been oft described as a “manly man”, I feel qualified to revoke his man card.
I hear Bruce needs a friend.
Remember when the name Bruce became manly?
Those good times are gone now.
Quick! Someone throw a spider on Barry’s face!
i bet the spider crawled away & is hunting flys ..
Hey fireboy, just flick the damned spider off of the car to the ground and stomp on the damned thing and squish it to death. Or is that too hard or just plain common sense.
Spider’ are our friend’s.
If only he’d set his arm on fire then they would have arrested him for possessing an illegal firearm.
See!! More proof connecting fossil fuels to globull warming and death.
You mean you would have them infringe on our Constitutional Right to Bear Arachnids…?
😉
+1-million Bonus Likes!!!!
“One Liner of the Week” Award… and it’s only Tuesday!!!!!!1111
There are supposedly 4500 species of spiders and all of them live in my town in Alabama.
The itsy bitsy spider ran down the gas pipe spout
He lit the flame to wipe the spider out
Up came the fire that should have caused much pain
To the itsy bity idiot who had such a tiny brain