Dead Mouse Found in Subway Sandwich in Oregon.
A Subway customer says he found a dead mouse in a sandwich at a restaurant on the Oregon coast.
Matt Jones says spotting the mouse at the Lincoln City restaurant last week was the funniest thing he ever saw — and the most disgusting.
Health Dept. confirms that it was a FREE RANGE MOUSE!
Probably more appealing than Moo’s school lunches.
“Sir, that will be $2 more for extra meat”.
They probably have extreme laws regarding pesticides and traps. Hence, the Mouse Sub/Hoagie/Grinder/Sandwich.
“I laughed because I was like, there is no way this just happened,” Jones said. “Hurr durr.”
Spinach, hey?
Why not just go Full Retard and order kale on you Sub,?
Hey, here’s an idea for a business booster…
Maybe Chuck E. Cheese should moonlight as a Subway rat!
Gave him a full refund, damn, he should have gotten free subs for life.
Does Jarod the pedo still work there, Subway isn’t know for sound marketing strategies.
Better than finding half of a mouse
Yeah, but which half? Would it be a head and upper torso or just a lower torso and a mouse butt and long tail sticking out of the spinach? Either way it’s gross. Popeye wouldn’t even eat that spinach. You might say the whole thing was a Mickey Mouse incident.
I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
He could’ve just eaten around it, you know.
🙂
I was thinking that it was the first time Subway produced a sandwich with more than trace amounts of meat.
How long was the line of lawyers after the announcement?