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Government proposes green energy Halloween costumes

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Ernest Moniz dept of energy

WashingtonExaminer: The Obama administration on Friday proposed five different green energy costumes that people can use for Halloween, including a wind turbine, a solar panel and the terrifying “energy vampire.”

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“Energy vampire” is the Obama administration’s term for electrical products that use energy even when they’re not being used, like phones, clocks or appliances that glow. To dress as an energy vampire, the Department of Energy suggests dressing like a vampire and hanging electrical cords around your neck and arms.

“This Halloween, unplug all the unused phone chargers in your house and attach them to yourself for a costume that will fill your friends with terror while saving you money,” the department said. It even provided a picture of the costume in case people can’t picture it.  more

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24 Comments on Government proposes green energy Halloween costumes

  1. How about a costume of an average consumer with a rolled up wad of electric bills shoved up his a**.

    That’s the image green energy brings to mind each month I pay my electric bill.

  2. Demonizing tried and true energy usage.

    Hmm. OK, I’ll play.

    If you see one dressed as fire running down the street – it’s just a costume adjustment I helped them with.

    Fire baad ! – Phil Hartman as Frankenstein

  3. From the article – “”Run blinking LED piping along a hula-hoop and attach some suspenders, decorate your black turtleneck with quarks, bosons and neutrinos, and BAM! You’re a particle accelerator!” the department said.”

    Hula hoops and strings of LED lights are a made in China bunch of plastic junk, which probably violates all the laws greenery. AND,
    I am quite sure that common core hasn’t taught physics to school children.

  4. Fuck that shit, I’ve decided to dress up as a vintage Cadillac just to piss these dipshits off.

    And BTW I find it unacceptably reprehensible to use children as political standard-bearers.

  5. just dress up as John Kerry……combination of Lurch & Frankenstein’s Monster….scare the beejeebus out of the little tikes
    go as Social Justice Warrior….a spineless jellyfish with a scabbard full of ‘caring’ rhetoric
    go as the 97 lb. weakling of foreign policy in the Charles Atlas commercial…..ok….Barack Obama….
    dress up in a pantsuit that looks like the Michelin Man is trying to filling out, wrinkle your face to look like a crone and go as the Banshee from Benghazi

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