Wow! She must be really steamed!
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“Steamed vagina”. Sounds like an entrée at the cannibal luau.
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Just tell her that the thieves had been victimized by Manmade Globull [sic] Warming, and she’ll go all squishy and PC-forgiving on ’em.
I think Rand’s greatest weakness is that he doesn’t hide Addison “Mitch” McConnell’s loaner spine from him.
Woops… wong thwead!!!1111
The article would make me smile more if the title read “Gwyneth Paltrows store robbed of all inventory and burned to the ground”
And she forgot to pay her insurance.
Giving Paltrow a good steam cleaning a dozen times a day certainly can be distracting!
Share the wealth Gwyneth, share the wealth.
As the race of the perps wasn’t mentioned, can we assume they were Obama sons? That would make it reparations which I’m sure she is in favor of.
GOOD! Karma it’s a bitch! And she’s one.
They’ll never catch them as the security camera lenses were all steamed up. Too bad, shit for brains.
I thought I’d learn who the heck she is by reading the comments. I didn’t, but learned that she’s not worth googling.