December 24 is UAE public holiday to mark Muhammad’s birthday – IOTW Report

December 24 is UAE public holiday to mark Muhammad’s birthday

birthday cake with dynamite and bombs

Emirates24/7: Hussain bin Ibrahim Al Hammadi, Minister of Education, and Chairman of the Federal Authority for Government Human Resources, has declared Thursday, December 24, an official holiday for the public sector to mark the birth anniversary of the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH), postponed from December 23.

A circular issued by the Minister of Education stated that the decision is in implementation of the provisions of Paragraph 5, Article 100 of the Cabinet Resolution No. 13 of 2012 and regulations of the decree of Federal Law No. 11 of 2008 on human resources in the federal government and its amendments, which defines the public holidays of ministries and federal authorities in the country.  read more

29 Comments on December 24 is UAE public holiday to mark Muhammad’s birthday

  1. On the twelfth day of Fatwa
    Aisha gave to me

    Twelve bombing suckers
    Eleven pipe bomb makers
    Ten ugly virgins
    Nine stones for women
    Eight “Yes We Can!” shirts
    Seven horny camels
    Six pretty young boys
    DEATH TO ISLAAAAM
    Four gay porn vids
    Three more wives
    Two IEDs
    And a goat with some lubing jelly…

  2. Muhammad spends eternity forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until he bursts from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. After that, the false prophet will be forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having his entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna.

    His birthday treat will be legions of fang-wombed hags taking their pleasure onthe charlatans carcasses for most of the afternoon. Later, his flesh will be melted from it’s bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, he’ll be sodomized by the Fallen and his bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand.

    On Sunday, Satan gets him all day. I can’t even imagine what he’s got cooked up for Muhammad.

    (compliments to The Onion)

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