Jeb!’s Debate Watch Party Is Mostly Empty

15 Comments on Jeb!’s Debate Watch Party Is Mostly Empty

1. To all of jeb’s handlers- you can’t serve us shit and tell us it’s chocolate truffles.

2. That’s typical for Florida when you have a Presidential Debate on the same night as BINGO at the senior’s center!

3. If you donated money you got a table with a blue tablecloth…if they paid you to attend you got nothin’ but a white chair…

4. Looks like the day his followers discovered the dark secret that Edsel is actually his first name – Jeb is just his middle name!

5. Flori-duh! You can keep Jeb the Rino?

6. Oh look….pictures of mommy. What a good boy Jeb! is.

7. For about 50 bucks, George Soros could have filled the place.

8. Yes, we can! And you’re gonna like it, too!

9. conversation at the front table:
   Girl: “so what are your plans. Still going to keep working for jeb for America or switch to Rubio or Cruz?
   Guy: “I don’t know …let’s see how the debate goes. Jeb might be able to pull off a comebac…..ha ha ha ha ha ha. No. sorry. who am I kidding? I thought I could say that with a straight face.”

   From the back:
   “Excuse me. Is is the seminar on how to buy real estate with no money down?”
   “Uh no I don’t think so. It’s the senior citizens lecture on learning to use a smart phone”
   “No it isn’t it’s the senior lecture on how to do a reverse mortgage. I recognize that Jeb guy from late night TV”
   “Oh I must have the wrong room thanks”.
   Guy in front: “I wish they would hurry up. I need to get this big screen TV back to the rental place”.

10. Sure this wasn’t the procrastinator monthly club meeting?

11. For this special gala meeting Jeb only invited his middle class supporters!

12. So…. The polls … the 3% is just a rounding error, isn’t it?

13. Reverse Mortgage. lolol

14. All four of his supporters showed up… cool.

15. Or as Obama would say, “!Si se puede!”