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But not to worry…homeland security fully vetted it.
Black Adder Lives Matter
What? Obama leaving early for his vay-cay?
Remember, only 8% of deadly Indian cobras claim they support biting humans. This, of course, means that 92% of them are liars – deadly, venomous, liars.
You don’t wanna mess around with da hood.
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It voted for the omnibus spending bill, right?
How many days was it a sea. Who fed it. These are the questions I like to have answered. Now it’s going to become an international incident. Will the Bronx Zoo be allowed “by law” to keep it. Will the Zoo be able to provide a proper home for it, like it had in India.? FFS! Kill the fooken thing and be done with it. We have bigger problems to deal with.
Maybe we traded a jihadist for it.
At least it was quiet and didn’t make a spectacle of itself.
I have a Shelby Cobra in storage in the Garage. It was given to me for
a birthday gift from my very wealthy father in law.
I can’t afford the insurance to drive it. It’s very fast and I’m not skilled enough.
The wife won’t let me sell it. What a waste.
Give it to me, Steve; I promise to give it a good home.
I’ll be up as soon as I can to teach you how to drive that thing. Lucky for you I had a misguided street racing childhood.
Steve. Ever hear of a shotgun? It works on the snake or the wife.
Steve. What an Alfred Hitchcock! You set it up so the snake kills the wife and you kill the snake. Then you inherit all that money and live happily for about three weeks until Detective Columbo discovers that your wife had installed security cameras throughout the house and garage.. What a gripping story.
I saw what you did there…
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Oh Shit, a Shelby Cobra. Damnit.
Of course, the snake acts as Jihadi Paul’s chief whip!