PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) – An owl that achieved notoriety last winter for attacking joggers in an Oregon park has returned and is now turning its talons on government workers, state officials said on Wednesday.
The barred owl has clawed at least three people outside the state Capitol in Salem in a series of attacks since late November, city parks department spokeswoman Tibby Larson said.
“It’s silent. You’re just walking along, minding your own business, and an owl comes silently at you from behind,” Larson said. MORE
The owl is wise.
Trump is gonna have a YUUUUGE cadre of attack owls trained to specifically attack government employees, criminal invaders and taxpayer funded parasites (my apologies for being triply redundant)
Right wing extremist no doubt.
Has he attacked any bicycle riders?
I hope that owl is a protected species so they can’t do anything about it attacking govt. workers. And karma is a bitch!
Good Owl. Good Owl. Now go after the progressives.
It’s the owl’s nature to attack rodents, parasites, and pests.
Give that owl a tricorn hat.