Isn’t “Rare Earthquake” New Jersey’s pet name for Chris Christie?
NBC: An unusual and mild earthquake rumbled in parts of New Jersey on Saturday, officials said.
The 2.1-magnitude shake-up hit Ringwood, New Jersey, at 12:58 a.m., according to the United States Geological Survey. more here
2.1? That’s less of a tremor than Chris Christie’s ass would cause if he “twerked” it on the ground.
OMG! It must be from all the fracking going on in New Jersey!!
Don’t worry, folks. Kristi Kreme only farted.
Actually, the quake happened after the gov fell out of bed. Must have had a bad dream about Trump winning the Presidency oir something.
I just want to celebrate,
Another day of livin’,
I just want to celebrate,
Another day of love…
Don’t Poo Poo this folks. A small earthquake is like a small heart attack. Something got damaged but nobody knows what. I live on the Ramapo Fault, where it happened and I heard the rumble.
Have had many of these small quakes in Georgia over my lifetime.
None of these little quakes compare to what I experienced in SoCa in the early ’90s. Landers quake, Big Bear quake, Northridge quake.
It was actually the aftershock from Lena Dunham’s arse hitting the ground–see a few threads back with her half naked butt picture she posted to Instagram