During Stockert’s interview with agents, he allegedly stated that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. He also said that he came to D.C. to go to the Capitol to advocate for $99 per month healthcare and to announce that he was running for president. – More here
…because the dog would have gotten more ransom.
Another disillusioned Obama voter.
So, his parents were Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) and JFK (1917-1963), and he was born in 1967?
Loser can’t even lie right!
I thought he would be rescuing Joe Biden. And then I realized Joe would most likely end up kidnapping himself anyway.
Stealing a mans food is about as low as one can go.
I think mooch eats more than he thinks
What exactly was he hoping to accomplish with this crime?
I never understood the point, other than he’s a total loon.
Maybe he’s a posthumous partial birth abortion zombie. That would explain a lot.
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Zactly, That’s why Joe put a square tire on the front of his bike so when he stole it he could catch up to himself.
Dog’s a rental just like the kids … so who GsAF?
Sometimes “crazy” is its own reward.
I bet the W.H. staff wished the guy had made off with the dog that’s not house broken, Sunny.
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/263231-obamas-have-dog-problem-in-white-house
If you leave out the : it’s a more interesting headline.
That’s the way my old brain read it the first time.
Rescuing Joe Biden.
Is that the sequel to Saving Private Ryan?
Take the dog if you have to but don’t you dare touch his pet fly! It keeps his lip warm and tells him when a dung heap is near by in case he wants a snack!
Especially when the rest of the world is already eating his lunch on a daily basis.