MEDICAL EXPERT, AWD: RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN! – IOTW Report

MEDICAL EXPERT, AWD: RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN!

AWD: If there’s one damn thing that harshes AWD’s mellow it’s these so-called ‘medical experts’ who can’t seem to make up their @#&* minds on what’s good for you and what will kill you! Milk is good for you one year, it is bad the next.

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Keeping up with medical studies is as difficult as keeping up with accepted political correctness doctrines. (example ‘People of color’ is acceptable, ‘colored people’ is not)

How many @#&* bran muffins did you scarf up in the 90’s when medical experts said bran would reduce all your cholesterol only to find out you a few weeks later you gained 30 pounds, looked like a bufforilla, and sweated like Michael Moore tying his shoes?  MORE

18 Comments on MEDICAL EXPERT, AWD: RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN!

  1. Actually, wine has twice the alcohol as beer. I like it and it does the job. I drink Bombay sapphire or just vodka on the rocks if I don’t want extra calories but after work when I’m hungry wine is the thing

  2. I guess I’ve been kind of a trend setter all these years. I just stick to the 5 major food groups – chocolate, cheese, coffee, meat and beer. And now even the “experts” say these are all somewhat healthy foods (I just had to wait a few years for them to see the inherent wisdom in my dietary plan).

  3. I used to have a relative that died in his 80’s that said he owed his longevity to only drinking “the good stuff”. He said his whiskey had to be aged for close to a year or more before it met his exacting standards.

  4. Wrong! Nice try Brad, I like the hell out of wine. It’s good stuff. I have some good friends in Australia that are pretty tough rugby players that will drink anything, including wine. I’m proud to join them. Drink what you enjoy, and enjoy what you drink.

  5. AWD will drink him some damn wine. Especially if it enhances his chances of luring some young lovely to my bedroom/boudoir!

    But I also will drink me some damn whiskey, dark rum, vodka or anything else that’s in liquid form. Along with a fine cigar.

    Brad, in Texas we drink what we damn well please. And, unlike Mexifornia, we can own firearms. In fact, we clean them over a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

    awd

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