Nearly 1 billion bux in the purse so you know 3 or 4 people are going to win. I damn near passed out when the draw was for 500 million — the first number and the powerball matched my numbers and I thought I’d won. For a nanosecond I was sitting in the water at Bora Bora lighting my cigar with a $100 bill.
Now I’ll just have to be satisfied with 1 billion. Well, someone has to win.
The best thing about Take Me Home Tonight was Ronnie Spector. That lady use to pop the wax out of my ears. What a voice.
This is just a tax on the mathematically challenged.
In the past government protected uneducated people from being preyed on by scams like this. Actually, they still do, only now the justification is that they don’t want competition.
There exist a vanishingly small number of people that play for the sole purpose of throwing money away. The rest are what used to be referred to as suckers.
My sister has never played the lottery. A nagging voice told her to buy ONE ticket today and she did. She then took items to donate to some place and stopped at a store.
After her trekking, she realized her ticket was not in her pocket. She did go back and purchase another ticket. We will listen carefully for the name of the place where the winning ticket was sold.
The story of her life would be she lost the winning ticket. I can relate to it. The last time I felt I was on a mission from God, I got a speeding ticket.
I come back with a story like that after every fishing trip!
I’ll settle for the salary the interpreters get for the winning lottery winner.
Yeah, it’s probably bigger than the cut the ‘winner’ gets.
If you win, he’ll want to take you home tonight.
“We’re in the Mahoney – we’re in the Mahoney…”
Imagine if nobody wins tonight.
Is that Eddie Money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTgwvh4v1w
…
I’d let him, too. I’m broke, y’all. lolol
Yeah! He was shakin’,
[oh oh oh-oh]
Crossin’ his fingers…
I’ve never played the lottery. I could never afford to throw money away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbgn5ZJFZtw
You on tonight MJA
Nearly 1 billion bux in the purse so you know 3 or 4 people are going to win. I damn near passed out when the draw was for 500 million — the first number and the powerball matched my numbers and I thought I’d won. For a nanosecond I was sitting in the water at Bora Bora lighting my cigar with a $100 bill.
Now I’ll just have to be satisfied with 1 billion. Well, someone has to win.
The best thing about Take Me Home Tonight was Ronnie Spector. That lady use to pop the wax out of my ears. What a voice.
This is just a tax on the mathematically challenged.
In the past government protected uneducated people from being preyed on by scams like this. Actually, they still do, only now the justification is that they don’t want competition.
There exist a vanishingly small number of people that play for the sole purpose of throwing money away. The rest are what used to be referred to as suckers.
My sister has never played the lottery. A nagging voice told her to buy ONE ticket today and she did. She then took items to donate to some place and stopped at a store.
After her trekking, she realized her ticket was not in her pocket. She did go back and purchase another ticket. We will listen carefully for the name of the place where the winning ticket was sold.
The story of her life would be she lost the winning ticket. I can relate to it. The last time I felt I was on a mission from God, I got a speeding ticket.
I come back with a story like that after every fishing trip!
I’ll settle for the salary the interpreters get for the winning lottery winner.
Yeah, it’s probably bigger than the cut the ‘winner’ gets.
How much you wanna bet Obama wins.