That won’t fly with Asian Dad
COTR:
“Since our goal is to share accurate information with the parents, and not to discourage or hurt a student, great discretion must be used before allowing your child to view his report card.” more
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Now. Crap! Where was that when I was in school? I really could have used that back in my lazy period when I didn’t want to show my report card to my dad.
If after reviewing your enclosed paycheck, you would like us to develop a second version for you with bigger numbers, please call Mrs. [NAME REDACTED] at extension 1003.
And the bogus paycheck will be just as fraudulent as the bogus report card: Don’t try to cash it!
“…if you’d like us to develop a Nobel Peace Prize for your Hussein, please let us know.”
Upon graduation all students will be designated Valedictorians if they can legibly print their name ….(No Cursive writing allowed).
Somehow this works in Obamaland.
“If you would like election results showing a higher percentage of votes for your son, Barry, please contact Mr. George Soros…”
guess now we can eliminate the dept of education if they’re just gonna hand out participation report cards
Just send em a HS Diploma and let em stay the fuck home.
Less stress, less cost, less angst – and we could get rid of the worthless “teachers,” too.
And the hordes of administrative parasites.
Well. That’s how he became president. He had one report card based in reality that showed that he was a lazy good for nothing marxist/muslim POS and the other report card presented by the “news” media that showed that he was the smartest person who ever lived. They’re just modeling this after his whole admin.