School district bans ‘unhealthy’ Valentine’s treats.
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ANKENY, Iowa – Ankeny elementary students can forget about getting a kiss at school today during Valentine’s Day celebrations.
The Hershey’s chocolate treats are banned, as are candy hearts and other store-bought sweets students have shared with their classmates for decades, The Des Moines Register reports.
Instead, district officials suggest students give each other… more
So I guess if a guy gives me carrots and celery sticks on Sunday, I can take it as a sign of true love?
Figures.
All concerned and up in people’s grill about what goes in their mouths, when they are pouring pure crap and communist indoctrination into their ears.
Ma gavte la nata
Leftists are completely loathesome killjoys.
GREETINGS FROM YONKERS’ “FUCK YOU, MOOCH”
SPECIAL HIGH-CALORIE, HIGH CHOLESTEROL
VALENTINE’S DAY DESSERT TREAT
In saucepan, mix 3/4 cup sugar and 1 tablespoon plain unflavored gelatin. Whisk in 1 pint heavy cream and cook over low flame, stirring constantly, until sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and whisk in 1 pint sour cream and 1 tablespoon vanilla flavoring. Pour into 1-quart heart-shaped mold and refrigerate overnight.
Unmold. If you have trouble getting the dessert to come out of the mold, dip the mold into a sinkful of hot water. Serve topped with fresh, hulled, halved strawberries and grenadine syrup.
This Country is going off the rails. I have a dozen chocolate covered
strawberries coming for Mrs. Moe tomorrow. That should keep me out of the dog house for about ………. well………a day.
It is imperative that these Nazis get the proper blame for who is depriving these kids of a pleasant childhood.
Sad thing is, they likely blame Bush. Sigh.
Find out what candy the moslems were passing out on 9-11, they will never forbid that.
If First Sasquatch ain’t happy, then nobody’s happy – especially on Saint Valentine’s Day when Reg and Barry are snuggled up.
Nice five o’clock shadow, Moose.
Awfully reminiscent of Clyde …