What did Socialists use before candles?

12 Comments on What did Socialists use before candles?

1. LOVE it!

2. Equality 7-2521 rediscovers electricity and takes it to the Council of Scholars…..

3. Socialism never works. But the mentally ill are sure it will work this time.

4. …just please DON’T ask
   what they did AFTER
   “toilet paper”….
   😮

5. Sociableism.

6. Socialism — equal sharing of misery

7. Anon,
   I was thinking the same thing, Ayn Rand’s “Anthem”.

8. Except Bernie didn’t pay his bill on time most of the time.

9. Q.:What did the Socialists use before dildos?

   A.: Candles.

   🙂

10. What will the Socialists eat in the future?

    Other Socialists.

11. I could see an entire internet meme for this.
    What did Socialists use before rocks?
    Brains.

12. Q: What did Socialists use before horse and carriages?

    A: Tesla’s – until they went all “hover-boardy” on them..