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Things you should never do while naked

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  1. Running naked with the bulls at Pamplona. Go hiking naked on a very hot day in mid Summer due to risk of sun burning your entire body. Talk about burning your buns and the rest of your naked body, ouch. And the obvious don’t run naked with scissors.

  2. Sing the old kid’s song while running around naked, Do your balls hang low, do they jostle to and fro, do your balls hang low… Third and thru 6th grade boys would love this. Or true story, run around the farmhouse naked like my brothers and my cousin did when they were kids and my Aunt yelled at them (she was blind as a bat) telling them to put some clothes on. The only white place on them was where their whitey tighties normally would be, everything else was tanned brown because of the summer Sun.

  3. Show up at Griffith Observatory, repeat that it’s wash day nothing is clean beat up Bill Paxton and demand that his friend give you his clothes….unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  4. @geoff the aardvark: Harold Agnew, Director of Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratory 1970-79, thought that all world leaders should be required to watch a nuclear detonation in their underwear. Once they experienced the heat from that explosion, he reasoned, they would never be tempted to start a nuclear war.

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