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President Obama confirmed Thursday that he and his family won’t be leaving Washington immediately after his term ends in January.
During a stop at a restaurant in Milwaukee to meet with Obamacare enrollees, Mr. Obama was asked by a woman where he plans to live after he departs the White House.
“We haven’t figured that out yet,”
Once they determine the full magnitude of their White House pillaging then house shopping can begin.
Why not Kenya? He could run for President there and also keep his position as the President of the Hate America First Club (Hillary, Bernie and Joe Biden are honorary members)! His Mau Mau instincts could continue to flourish and he could hear the Muslim call to prayer every night! Probably couldn’t take Michael (Mooch) with him however as Trannys are not loved in that part of the world. That should be a very small sacrifice though in order to get back to his historical roots and home!
Kinda reminds me of “Guess who’s coming to dinner”….
King of the Ghetto
Well, if he needs some suggestions; They don’t want him back in Kenya because he went there preaching queerness to them, even though he knows they hate queers.
Chicago is just as f*ck*d up as he left it.
San Francisco might be his best bet. Or Pockeeestaughn. He could teach umbrella physics there. Just GTFO of America please.
Washington State Penitentiary
Because, once he throws Hilary under the bus by indicting her, Mooschell will step up to run for POTUS because he’ll strong arm all the “super delegates”.
Is there a posh federal prison in the beltway that caught Zero’s eye??
Hey Loco, we don’t want him in Washington State even if it is a penitentiary.
Once you have it figured out, Mr. President, please let me know. I’d like to buy a security and fencing company in that area.
This is actually one of the very few decisions he’s made that I can get behind. 1.) He will be with all the other criminals where he belongs and not stinking the place up for others. 2.) Let the kids finish school where they’ve been for the past 8 years, it’s a decent school so there’s no real need to force them to integrate somewhere else. Especially with all the security, fame, etc. They’re ugly, but they’re kids.
The town suits him. And he suits the town.
Let’s move the Capital to Dallas, Texas.
In the meantime, he’ll be staying in Valery Jarrett’s basement. Separation anxiety.
Hear he covets the Secretary General position at the UN?
Just like a Delinquent Renter/ Squatter, Does
Of course he’s staying. Smoking pot is now legal in Washington, DC.
There goes the neighborhood.
Of course he is. DuPont Circle is right up his, um, alley. Then there are the gay bath houses.
He isn’t leaving the White House…..fools.
He is going to stay and the SCOTUS can’t kick him out.
“just try to evict him.”
it’s hard as hell to evict blacks from a rental.
He’ll be trolling the right by day and trolling the night for gays.
And helping Mooch get the perfect job for her lazy, fat ass:
“As a shadow senator, Brown receives no pay from the government,[5][6] receives no budget from the government,[7][8] and cannot vote on matters before the Senate.[7] While he does not have an office in the United States Senate, the Government of the District provides the position with an office.[7] Brown lobbies the United States Senate and the United States House of Representatives on behalf of the citizens of the District in their attempt to gain full representation in Congress,[9][10] self-determination,[10] and eventually admittance to the Union as a state.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Donald_Brown
Dude is white, so it’ll be like taking candy from a baby.
Why is he helping a gorilla escape the zoo?
JZ, that’s Barry Droppins, the flying troll, and his big-ass beard.
Superfaggyislamisticommieallahdocious.
That’s fine. It’ll be easier for President Trump to find him when he’s charged with treason.
What, no more vacay for Mooch? No golf outings (you know, ‘outings’) at expensive private country clubs? Say it isn’t so!
It is a true measure of how far we have fallen as a country to have had leaders such as George Washington and his Cincinnatus-like departure from office (and I would even include Harry Truman as a fair comparison) to the power gropers such as Bill/Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, who gravitate to power over all else.
Inside the blast radius. I’m good with that.
Perhaps his peaceful rapeujihadist pals can take some more one way flying lessons.
well of course he’s staying in Washington! He needs to make sure all his Gummint checks keep coming.
Plus, he’ll be whoring himself out to every goddam lobbyist firm on K Street. I just wonder if he’ll register as a foreign agent.
There’s lot of room at Gitmo.
Of course he’ll stay in DC for a while. It takes time to cash all those chips, accumulated in 8 years. 😉
Happily, all his friends will know where to find him…
Lets see him move to Martin Luther King Boulevard…..
Fags, rat-people, rag-heads, politicians, perverts, liars, grifters, lawyers, thieves, murderers, rapists, dope-peddlers, dope-addicts, prostitutes, pick-pockets … and now THIS!
There goes the neighborhood …