MRCTV: The feminine hygiene brand Always has discovered the ultimate First World Problem that needs urgent action: there aren’t any emojis of girls playing sports.
In its #LikeAGirl advertisement, Always informs the public, “Girls send over a billion emojis every day.” The company then asks the important question, “But do emojis represent them?”
Always then surveyed young girls about their opinions on emojis. MORE
I’M SLOW BUT WTF IS AN EMOJI AND WHY DOESN’T IT PASS SPELL CHECK?
I AM FOR SEGREGATION. THE LEFT NEEDS ITS OWN DICTIONARY AND LARGE SAFE SPACE WHERE IT CAN SMOKE DOPE, SCREW EACH OTHER IN THE ASS, FLY THE RAINBOW FLAGS, ETC.
#SICKOFTHISSHIT
Let’s get our priorities straight. We need emojis slitting the throats of murderers, marauders, invaders, tyrants, and despots. And the neither the slitters’ nor slittees’ sex matter in the least.
I don’t need to suffer every month. I can swim and ride horses as long as I have my mensesmoji on my smartphone. Life is Good. 🙂
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I noted lipstick, a ring, shoes, and other feminine emojis. There are quite a few missing masculine emojis. Obviously, it isnot meant to be a comprehensive list.
So would having emojis for tampons or pads, lesbians, aborted babies, Social Justice, Global Warming and so on satisfy liberal feminists?
Lord, save us from mentally deranged Progressives.
@Benito but how would they pay for anything?
Some of the things coming at me from the left leave me completely speechless. Most things, actually.
Simple solution: remove emojis. Pick up the phone and use it for talking.
The next time a woman tells you how great the world would be if they ran it, remember this story.
I’m hoping for Transgender Emojis (whatever they are).
Wow, who knew that emojis cause and cure crotch rot!
My antacid was just starting to work – now this!