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Mansfield Lovell, Famous Confederate Fuckup Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 16:38 at 4:38 pm

well, the LoFos out there made “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” to be the favorite saying of interrupters of live news reports everywhere.

So I reckon “Shot In The Junk” has become the favorite aiming spot for gun-toting criminals.

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Navigator Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 16:41 at 4:41 pm

Birth control, Shitcago style. At least the animals won’t be able to reproduce.
John Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 16:43 at 4:43 pm

How very juvenile. Heh, heh, heh.
Tell me that one again!
Uncle Al Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 16:50 at 4:50 pm

Let’s see – the Brits have a couple of dishes called Spotted Dick and Black Pudding. Add Chicago and its demographics and there’s a terrible, terrible joke in there somewhere.
bcattinb Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 16:58 at 4:58 pm

There is a “Cash for Clunkers” joke in here somewhere…joke in here somewhere but I’ve got ten Beers in Me, and and I cannot coax it out of hiding..I’ll be back at 3A.M.
Buffalbob Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 17:03 at 5:03 pm

Heyjackass.com has all of the great Chicago shooting stats. Including a shot in the ass o meter.
willysgoatgruff Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 17:11 at 5:11 pm

Chicago style Rocky Mountain oysters…
The Rat Fink Wednesday, 16 March 2016, 18:16 at 6:16 pm

Shhhhhh… be verwy, verwy quiet. I’m hunting oysters!